Ashamed of your job title? No worries, HELP IS HERE.

NEW JOB TITLES:

*Gardener : Landscape Executive Officer (LEO).

*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM).

*Receptionist: Office Access Control Manager (OACM).

*Typist: Printed Document Handler (PDH).

*Messenger :Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS).

*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT).

*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT).

*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS).

*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE).

*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO).

*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS).

*Cook : Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive Officer (GNMO).

*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS).

Also, do Not Forget
*Runs girl: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-Giving Executive Officer (TSRCEO).

*Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME).

*Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE).

*Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS).

*Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)

*Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution. Consultant (IWDC).

*Corn roaster: Monocotyledon Crematory Specialist (MCS).

Are you ashamed of your job title? In the spirit of Change, change the title and enjoy your job.