WIFE: Darling why are you home this early
wearing such a long face?

AKPOS: Had a terrible day, I
lost all my colleagues today at work.
WIFE: Blood of Jesus! What
happened?
AKPORS: There was a fire outbreak down in
the tunnel and everybody died!
WIFE: What a pity! Darling I thank God for
keeping you alive. How did you make it out
my dear?
AKPOS: Darling, it was God's work. My
stomach was upsetting me so, I took a
break
to ease myself in the toilet.
WIFE: Darling, thank God you
are alive. What would have Happened to us?
I feel so much pity for their families. So bad,
how are they going to survive now?
AKPOS: My dear its a pity, but UNITED
NATIONS has decided to give the families of
the deceased $10million each.
WIFE: What?!!!!! Ten million
what? So because of your useless stomach
upset and the foolish
toilet and your refusal to die
with your colleagues..... ..make me miss that
money?? I beg if you don't want trouble, go
back and die with your colleagues.