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Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by Escapevelocity(m): 9:58am On Nov 10, 2015

the second coming escapevelocity SAF(senior advocate of farters) is near........all fhiz ladies claiming green tea hmmmn dey dia d drink green coloured water
In other news,buhari the daura prince has been crowned mr.tourism #grins

Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by 2pwesh(f): 9:58am On Nov 10, 2015

Hahahahahaah....... Dey have come again......no be only cancer fart dy cure...... If the fart smell well well e go raise the dead.... Mtcheeeeew

Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by menix(m): 9:58am On Nov 10, 2015

You won't believe until an indian man farts around you, u will sweat thus reducing cancerous cell from ur body.

Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by Simpsonrocket(m): 9:59am On Nov 10, 2015

Abeg give me space. ***spreads his butt*** phuuuuuuuuuuu!

Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by koxi: 9:59am On Nov 10, 2015

Can you imagine

Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by Eyop: 9:59am On Nov 10, 2015

MadCow1:
How I cured my friends Cancer..

Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by jajainall(m): 9:59am On Nov 10, 2015

Scientist sef... lipsrsealed

Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by fotadmowmend(m): 9:59am On Nov 10, 2015

Thats why I always FOL (farts out loud)

Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by dyn1800: 9:59am On Nov 10, 2015

Operation stay loyal to your farting (correct me if I'm wrong) friend.....lol

Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by firstclazz34(m): 9:59am On Nov 10, 2015

Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by unbeat007(m): 10:00am On Nov 10, 2015

AfroKnight:
So we should be grateful when people supply us with mess.

At your own peril grin

Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by coolhamid(m): 10:01am On Nov 10, 2015

So we should be grateful to the giver of flatulence?
Nothing wey man no hear for this world

Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by anytexy: 10:02am On Nov 10, 2015

free2ryhme:
They haff come again ooo

I cant fit laff

I tire for them ooo.

Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by IceDude(m): 10:02am On Nov 10, 2015

Onstelly happy farting day grin

Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by STOPESCAM(m): 10:02am On Nov 10, 2015

Good business opportunity I have fart in neylons for sell. Pls distributors urgently wanted

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Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by RexTramadol1: 10:03am On Nov 10, 2015

I never knew my gifted farts have benefits oh

Dimeji must hear dis cos he's d best farter ever

My name will be changed to ISO-Lomo!

Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by Soft10(m): 10:03am On Nov 10, 2015

ERONX:
My fart would only worsen the cancer if I mess ehn my shadow dey close nose

LMAO

Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by yemitexcel(m): 10:03am On Nov 10, 2015

We go soon dey see Fart farter fartest

Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by unbeat007(m): 10:05am On Nov 10, 2015

Nicepoker:
Our eastern brothers should help us import frats from china.

What is this one saying pls?

Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by uwajeh(m): 10:06am On Nov 10, 2015

So next time you use an elevator remember to mess for the good of others.

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Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by Nobody: 10:08am On Nov 10, 2015

AfroKnight:
Just when you think you've seen it all. . .

Yoruba people moral go rise now......................... on a good day, papa, mama and pikin do mess competition among yorubas.

Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by Lionofdjungle: 10:10am On Nov 10, 2015

Good! I will now start eating eggs and beans in large quantity so that I can fart very well. Pooh!

Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by Davisss: 10:10am On Nov 10, 2015

FART for sale. 1kg- 2500. 2kg- 5000. 5kg- 7500. On sale now @ shoprite and our retail outlet.... Grab ur december offers while it last!!!!!

Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by AfroKnight: 10:11am On Nov 10, 2015

theshield:

Yoruba people moral go rise now......................... on a good day, papa, mama and pikin do mess competition among yorubas.

Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by Emyogalanya: 10:12am On Nov 10, 2015

ERONX:
My fart would only worsen the cancer if I mess even my shadow dey close nose

what could possibly be funnier than this lol

Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by Jabioro: 10:13am On Nov 10, 2015

Saraki and Ekeramadu our amiable current sin-ate preido should raise a bill for Nigerian fart day .Accompanying with four egg pee hour..Lobatan!

Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by mrkings84(m): 10:13am On Nov 10, 2015

I trust my East brodas, soon u will see a corked fart for sale : check out my signature for more news

Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by mightyhazel: 10:13am On Nov 10, 2015

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Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by mrkings84(m): 10:13am On Nov 10, 2015

I trust my Eastern brodas, soon u will see a corked fart for sale : check out my signature for more news

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Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by Emyogalanya: 10:14am On Nov 10, 2015

ERONX:
My fart would only worsen the cancer if I mess even my shadow dey close nose

Davisss:
igbo man effects FART for sale. 1kg- 2500. 2kg- 5000. 5kg- 7500. On sale now @ shoprite and our retail outlet.... Grab ur december offers while it last!!!!!

ERONX:
My fart would only worsen the cancer if I mess even my shadow dey close nose

Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by Seunbukola187(m): 10:15am On Nov 10, 2015

And yours will smell nice oooo abi? grin

chocolateme:
Good one. Government should declare the world fart day

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Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by menxer: 10:18am On Nov 10, 2015

This is where Nigerians have an advantage, even if you don't/can't fart, you definitely get a daily dose of sniffing hydrogen sulphide from the environment. grin

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