EXCELLENT! i'm LMAO

SEX: five times a week.

donsponky:

swam flu can be define, and it will define, it may be define as the interconnection of carnterlized or propargalized deseases that can rediate through a contnbolasalisated parmebro contrabolize park through the gerntalize, romade help me complete hamm i don tire

The only word I understand from this is "romade"

:oif that is the Definition for swam flu, i bet that the cure for it would never be found,  , nice one but i am scared of swine flu afterall 

wonderfu and fun

:d

I will be sure to remember

y ar u so dirty??

dnt b cnfusd, d post wz mnt 4 anoda thrd.

abeg make u no kill me o

Joooooooooooooooooo

I am a doctor so i dont need a cv

Ayankaa: NAME: Greg Bulmash

DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle-management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:
My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:
Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:
If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?:
Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:
I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:
I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?
Living in Bimini with a fabulously wealthy super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.

SIGN HERE: Scorpio with Libra rising.

wht is the meanin of this are u mmmmaaaaaadddddd

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Nice one

Bros u think say that one dey possible nigeria graduate?

good joke....