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IMAGINE!!! Satan Is A Lair by romelady(f): 7:53pm On Nov 10, 2015
After writng WAEC!!! After writing JAMB!!! After scoring 180 in the UTME!!! After practising jamb past questions for POST UTME!!! After paying 40K for acceptance fee, 10k for 1ax clearance and over 100K for tuition fee!!! After paying extra 30K (single room) and 40k (Self-contain) for house rent and other dues!!! After paying Faculty due, Departmantal due and other dues!!! After carrying file from one office to another!!! After trekking from school gate to your facaulty under hot sun!! After drinking garri for months!!! After standing in queue for close to an hour @ ATM stand!!! After so many copy and paste assignment!!! After visiting friends for food!!! After buying #100 mtn and Etisalat just to collect megabite for assignment!!! After standing up for first timer in all fellowship!!! After overcoming the dangers of living without parents!!! After surviving the pressure of some sadistic lecturers!!! After having sleepless night preparing for your exams!!! After going for night classes and tutorials every day!!! After going to prayer gathering and performing all the 5 solats every day!!! After overcoming the lecturer theater stress!!! After arguing with students dat secure space for their friends with their pen, book, bag, and even lipstick!!! After all these for 2- 3- 4-5 years, and writing your final exams at the end!!! Na there one old witch for your village, go come say! Youno go make for life, you no go find decent job, or make money in your business, or won't graduate with your mates!!! Infact, I decree that the next thunder preparing in heaven will fire them in the NAME OF GOD!

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Re: IMAGINE!!! Satan Is A Lair by Nobody: 7:58pm On Nov 10, 2015
Poverty of the mind is a disease.
Re: IMAGINE!!! Satan Is A Lair by Olufemiolaolu(m): 8:32am On Nov 28, 2015
romelady:
After writng WAEC!!!
After writing JAMB!!!
After scoring 180 in the UTME!!!
After practising jamb past
questions for POST UTME!!!
After paying 40K for acceptance fee, 10k for
1ax clearance and over 100K for tuition fee!!!
After paying extra 30K (single room) and 40k
(Self-contain) for
house rent and other dues!!!
After paying Faculty due, Departmantal due
and other dues!!!
After carrying file from one office to another!!!
After trekking from school gate to your
facaulty under hot sun!!
After drinking garri for months!!!
After standing in queue for close to an hour @
ATM stand!!!
After so many copy and paste assignment!!!
After visiting friends for food!!!
After buying #100 mtn and Etisalat just to
collect megabite for assignment!!!
After standing up for first timer in all
fellowship!!!
After overcoming the dangers of living without
parents!!!
After surviving the pressure of some sadistic
lecturers!!!
After having sleepless night preparing for your
exams!!!
After going for night classes and tutorials
every day!!!
After going to prayer gathering and performing
all the 5 solats every day!!!
After overcoming the lecturer theater stress!!!
After arguing with students dat secure space
for their friends with their pen, book, bag, and
even
lipstick!!!
After all these for 2- 3- 4-5 years, and writing
your final exams at the end!!!
Na there one old witch for your village, go
come say! Youno go make for life, you no go
find decent job, or make money
in your business, or won't graduate with your
mates!!!
Infact, I decree that the next thunder preparing
in heaven will fire them in the NAME OF GOD!
Hmmm ur spelling of a liar is wrong. Hmmmm
Re: IMAGINE!!! Satan Is A Lair by pillarmaria(m): 11:02am On Nov 28, 2015
If you never knew that Satan is a liar then TG for u

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