wad up NLS, i read this stuff in an article and it got me giggling so l taught it necessary 2 share: A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer seeking the main cause of mad cow disease. [color=#006600][/color] lady reporter: Good evening, sir i am here to collect information on the possible sources of mad cow disease.can u offer any reason for this disease? The farmer stared at the reporter and said: do you know a bull mounts a cow only once a year? The lady reporter(obviously embarrassed): well sir that's a new piece of information; but what's the relation between this phenomenon and mad cow disease? The farmer: And madam, do u know that we milk a cow twice a day? The lady reporter:this is really a valuable information; but what about getting to the point? The farmer: (getting closer to the reporter) i am getting to the point madam, just imagine, if i was playing with your breast twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?

;d ;d ;d

Lol. patkelly just made my weekend. I'm gonna try this with reporter lola

wat consequencies?

hmmmmmm


y wont they reave me be?

wat do i have to do or stop doing theen?

romade:

i fink so

finker

what hav i missed