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Judge This Matter by zees(f): 10:07pm On Nov 12, 2015
No b small fight for my area today ooooh . A nursery 1 pupil in a Danfo bus from school was reciting d day's lesson at school: . "If my dad is a rooster & my mum is a hen, I'll b a chick! . ""If my dad is a lion & my mum a lioness, I'll b a cub! . ""If my dad is a king & my mum a queen, I'll be a prince! . "The danfo driver was irritated by the noise and told the boy to stop but he didn't.......Then the driver shouted, "What if ur mum na prostitute & ur dad na armed robber?"........ . D boy replied, "I'll be a danfo driver!........... and that was how the fight started! Who first find trouble
Re: Judge This Matter by holarmy10(m): 10:18pm On Nov 12, 2015
grin grin. grin. Looooooool


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Re: Judge This Matter by Rapoo(m): 10:23pm On Nov 12, 2015
The boy answered the danfo driver with a high level of intelligence cool cool cool
that's the kind of pupil i lecture
Re: Judge This Matter by kestolove95(m): 11:02pm On Nov 12, 2015
Dat boy is smart like mi

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