[b][/b]na on friday night the tory happen. I was kulukele coming out of my expensive bugatti. Na he i enta this 5star hotel, na he people dhey look me inside my papa dash me agbada wey i wear. Na so i just gara go take seat near this fine lady. Hear as the talk go btw me and her.

Me and my bad english sha.

Me; how doing handsome daughter.
(the girl no talk)
me;am take care very care of u.
(The girl still no talk)
me;okay am think money is stop with me abi.
(Na he i bring out dollars)

slowly the girl just katapot commot frm hin seat, come sit with dat her stainless yash on top my lap.

Na e i commot 35 dollar give the gal na so this girl dhey paint my face with the red paint wey dey her lips. Me sef dhe happy come dhey kiss d gal.
Na he 1 huge guy dhey come ma side i no know maybe na the girl boyfriend na so the guy give me one thunder bomb slap.
Na so i fly commot 4rm the 3 seater chair wey dhe my papa parlour na my mum slap o she say i dey kiss wrapper wey i use do pillow.