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To Repackage Ur Self Is Not A Crime by nuradeen011(m): 3:36pm On Nov 15, 2015
To re-package your self isn't a crime; kindly note the new titles for the following jobs :
*Gardener: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)
*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)
*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager(OACM)
*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)
*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)
*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)
*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)
*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)
*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)
*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)
*Thief : Wealth re-DistributionExpert (WrDE)
*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)
*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)
*Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM)
*Bus Conductor:ChiefExit Officer(CEO)
*Cook : Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive(GNME)
*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)
Do Not Forget
*Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)
*Gossiper: Research & Communications Manager (RCM).
*Bad Belle people: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS)
*Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME)
*Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE)
*Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)
*Yahoo boys: International Wealth Re-DistributionConsultant (IWRC)=))
Re: To Repackage Ur Self Is Not A Crime by maxti: 3:40pm On Nov 15, 2015
Ok.
Re: To Repackage Ur Self Is Not A Crime by PModes(m): 8:06pm On Nov 15, 2015
grin badbelle repackage cracked me up
Re: To Repackage Ur Self Is Not A Crime by Genea(f): 8:09pm On Nov 15, 2015
Nice one

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