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Wanna Make Ur Self Laugh?...come In And Have A Seat by ProfRoland(m): 3:21pm On Sep 11, 2015
<fg=ffff0000> How about we play a game.. Find your birthday month, day and year and form a sentence...
Jan : I need
Feb : I killed
Mar : I slept with
Apr : I knocked
May : I slapped
Jun : I hugged
Jul : I played with
Aug : I jumped on
Sep : I got drunk with
Oct : I spit on
Nov : I kissed
Dec : I love

SELECT A DAY
01- Someone
02- a donkey
03- a monkey
04- a baboon
05- an elephant
06- my cousin
07- my girlfriend/ boyfriend
08- Elvis Grey
09- Nicky Minaj
10- a clown
11- a drunkard
12- a virgin
13- a hobo
14- a genius
15- a gorilla
16- Elvis grey
17- a pig
18- a model
19- Nobody
20- my dog
21- my first love
22- my ex
23- an old man
24- a dinosaur
25- Kim Kardashian
26- a prostitute
27- Elvis Grey
28- my best friend
29- a cat
30- an old friend
31- an idiot

Select the year of birth...
1980- in a bar
1981- in a car park
1982- in a dirty pond
1983- in an ocean
1984- in a police van
1985- in a garage
1986- in a forest
1987- in a swimming pool
1988- in a toilet
1989- in a garden
1990- in a hotel room
1991- in a bus
1992- in a taxi
1993- on my bed
1994- in the river
1995- in our room
1996- on the playground
1997- with out my pants
1998-on the house roof
1999- with my eyes open
2000-but I'm lying...
Re: Wanna Make Ur Self Laugh?...come In And Have A Seat by Nobody: 3:25pm On Sep 11, 2015
i got drunk with a prostitute in the river... how annoyingangryangryangry
Re: Wanna Make Ur Self Laugh?...come In And Have A Seat by ProfRoland(m): 3:31pm On Sep 11, 2015
Dharniel:
i got drunk with a prostitute in the river...
how annoyingangryangryangry
ahahahaha....maybe na mammy water prostitute..lol
Re: Wanna Make Ur Self Laugh?...come In And Have A Seat by Behira(f): 3:44pm On Sep 11, 2015
Hmmm
Re: Wanna Make Ur Self Laugh?...come In And Have A Seat by Rainalove: 3:44pm On Sep 11, 2015
I need an old man on my bed? !!!!! God forbid!!!!
Re: Wanna Make Ur Self Laugh?...come In And Have A Seat by luchi46: 3:46pm On Sep 11, 2015
grin i got drunk with a pig in my room
Re: Wanna Make Ur Self Laugh?...come In And Have A Seat by ProfRoland(m): 3:49pm On Sep 11, 2015
luchi46:
grin i got drunk with a pig in my room
ahahhahha...
Re: Wanna Make Ur Self Laugh?...come In And Have A Seat by ProfRoland(m): 3:50pm On Sep 11, 2015
Rainalove:
I need an old man on my bed? !!!!! God forbid!!!!
lol...my granddad dey wait o en self need u...hahaah

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