My girlfriend called me on phone and she
said: Hello honey, you know I love you so much,
I have been looking for how to prove more of my
love for you, please Baby I want you to come to my
House for a launch with your Friends, I asked her,
WHEN? She replied; Any day you will be chanced, I said
okay and the date was fixed. I started informing
my friends about it and they all agreed to go with
me, some suspended what they would have gone to
just to follow me to her house as demanded.

On the day, I and my friends were set to leave
and I called her baby we are on our way to your
house, and she replied "please babe i can't wait to see
you guys" and we were very happy but unfortunately
when we got to her house, I called her again to
let her know that we are close to her house, she
replied: "Baby are you serious? Hahahahahaha, I
was only joking oo, you know how we normally
joke naa" , i got embarrassed but I pretended, I
ended the call. I asked my friends to know if they heard my conversation with her but they didn't, so i
told them that she asked us to wait at the hotel that
she will soon join us, we left to the hotel and I
ordered for their needs.

Shortly I picked up my phone and shouted:
WHAT?
Guys we need to leave here now, I just
received Information now that Boko Haram are
on their way to this place and we all left the Hotel.
None of my Friends knew what happened because
it would have been so shameful to me.......

IT'S NOW MY TURN TO JOKE..

Two week later, I called her, baby I just
received a letter from my Village that I should come
back home for my Chieftaincy title and they said I should not come without taking a wife, youknow you are the only one I have so I want to inform your parents and they should fix a date for our introduction and it should be next week because we need to leave for the village before this month runs out. She was so so Happy and she informed her parents just as I ordered.

They started preparing
and everything was in order. On the fixed
date, I was in the Office when my phone rang,
She was the one calling,
Baby where are you? I replied:
we are close to your house, she happily said Okay.

After a while she called back to know where
I was again, Baby where are you " she said"
I replied: Baby are you serious you believed
what I told you?
Hehehehe I was only
joking oooooh, You know how we use to
joke na.
She started calling me names and said I am
wicked!

Please am I wicked?

haaaa .....women no dey take their marriage jokeoooo

OKUCHI11:
haaaa .....women no dey take their marriage jokeoooo

Ehn ehn...

o boy u wicked no be small


first to do e no dey pain

second to do en eye go red

sonikstargirl:
o boy u wicked no be small

first to do e no dey pain
second to do en eye go red

Na so now...
"Akoda oro ko da bi a da gbeyin"