This country needs alot of prayers. I learnt the biggest lesson of my life today. I hope this helps some of us and we learn from my near death experience. It all started some hours ago when I decided to visit my girl. We had some minor issues and ladies as usual will want you to come down for them as usual even when you know they are wrong, as a gentleman I went to visit her to resolve the issue. Spent some ample time with her and her family. When I was about to take my leave around 10:45am we usually ask her younger brother to accompany us so he will charperone her back safely. The nudge was that he went to change his shirt to black. As usual we went ahead, also some guys coming behind us missed his step and fell and we all said sorry and those guys went ahead of us. We went ahead to q particular junction where I was suppose to boad a keke to my house when suddenly we heard a rukus on the street that a thief or group of thieves almost robbed a bike man on the street was on the loose. I saw them coming towards us, and I was trying to shield my babe by just tryiing to hide around a shed because we didnt even know if they were armed. Before i could say "jack sparrow" my brother inlaw took to his hills. Ran like bolt, as if he was the thief, and angwa boys drunk like a fish took after him, and knowing my babe, she ran after her brother and being a gentleman too, i followed up. They couldnt catch up with my babes bro ontime, one of them now turned back and pointed at me that am the thief and you already know the rest. The beat the hell ouutta me. My babe seeing this she lept to my rescue using herself as shield. Omo, they beat her too. This kept on going for sometime while this jos boys kept ranting that am the thief until they came with my babes bro a d discovered they are staying around and both of em grow up in the same angwa. That was when they discovered we were not thieves. As I dey type this post, I dey mop my head with hot water.

What Is this country turning into?
When curfew no dey?
Are we suppose to beat a thieve suspect up before he or she can even say anything?

This rubbish happened in Jos, caton guess to b precise


Me way go hustle work for there.. Chai I almost hustle death

If e no be panadol, e no fi look like im. Bros you look like thief na, how person go waka go hustle job and still de hustle kitty-kat join?

Na palm kennel you come buy, how kid take enter your bag?

Pele sha, just de blushing here

that is the kind of misfortune thst befalls a young man getting intimate with a jos babe at his prime age..

if u dont stop seeing that gyal...
ifa oranmiyan says.. this is just the beginning..

My condolence

pansophist:


My condolence

Brother u no try at all

Paulpaulpaul:
If e no be panadol, e no fi look like im. Bros you look like thief na, how person go waka go hustle job and still de hustle kitty-kat join?

Na palm kennel you come buy, how kid take enter your bag?

Pele sha, just de blushing here

Thanks.. I don use easadol. Na wetin I go sell for there b dat

phemmylink:


Brother u no try at all

Bros, wetin make I do na?

pansophist:


Bros, wetin make I do na?

u no too try wishing ya condolense to ya self.. Die first na

Sorry about that Phemmylink, I hope you recover on time. And extend my sympathy to your girlfriend. I must confess, that girl really loves you. Most girls would just run away. The fact that she shared in your pain and humiliation is a sign of sacrificial love. Don't ever break that girl's heart or let her go.
And one thing I have learned is that in such circumstance, one should never run.
Animalism and wanton brutality are becoming norms in our society.
Take care.

phemmylink:
u no too try wishing ya condolense to ya self.. Die first na

Oga, check the meaning of condolence before you yarn wetin you nor know.

Oshovie:
Sorry about that Phemmylink, I hope you recover on time. And extend my sympathy to your girlfriend. I must confess, that girl really loves you. Most girls would just run away. The fact that she shared in your pain and humiliation is a sign of sacrificial love. Don't ever break that girl's heart or let her go.
And one thing I have learned is that in such circumstance, one should never run.
Animalism and wanton brutality are becoming norms in our society.
Take care.

Bros, thanks... I dey vex for the boy for running, chai.. But my babe showed me I have found love. She was just telling those guys they should look at her.. God bless U.. Thats enough to know she loves me even when she still dey vex 4me

Wtf is wrong with people in naija ...i would never go outside without a razor knife os something ..i would fuc*in fight back ninja style karate chop their thick head ...immagen this pipus went to church this morning ...im so sorry this happend to u ...

pansophist:


Oga, check the meaning of condolence before you yarn wetin you nor know.

na u suppose check.. Coz u get shit in place of brain.

Pele....u for die for our sins now.....at least is beign a while that Jesus did that for the world.

Thank your stars

These same people that beat you up will see Dariye and Jang(the biggest thieves to have come out of the plateau) and fall on their faces in worship.

na which kind iro i never see...,so dem beat you sotay u come dey post for nairaland.

women, always putting men in trouble since time immemorial.. If u hadn't gone to see a babe, this wouldn't have happened to u..


Pele shaa.. And thank ur lucky stars..

zinachidi:
women, always putting men in trouble since time immemorial.. If u hadn't gone to see a babe, this wouldn't have happened to u..


Pele shaa.. And thank ur lucky stars..

na xo bro... thank God in her.. n I will always visit many more times.. even if my life depends on it. ..

Eayah sorrry dear,d babe must marry u

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Op sorry..your story is really funny sha

Sorry ehn, u still get plenty strength to type all dese...

Sorry. First go find apu/ fufu chop

Sorry

God saved your ass.