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Re: How Nigerian Companies Choose Who To Fire When They Downsize by miqos02(m): 8:55pm On Nov 17, 2015
NairalandDotOrg:
PRAGLO: PRAGLO is an acronym for "post rubbish and get laid off.
If you are the type that post rubbish on social network (nairaland, facebook etc) they probability that you will be laid off when the company is downsizing is higher.

Re: How Nigerian Companies Choose Who To Fire When They Downsize by 4C2215131: 9:12pm On Nov 17, 2015
jenyfah:
Don't Laugh alone!
Dem say Boko Haram don poison beans after I buy half bag
for house. From the one wey I cook, I give my dog, Bingo,
make im first test am. 45mins later, bingo still dey waka,
dey jolly. Na im I come chop my own. After I don chop
finish, my gateman run come tel me say bingo don die, hey!
I run enter house, begin drink full gallon of palm oil for my
belle, chop 22 bitter kola wit 3 long bitter leaf stem, chop
walnuts with the shell no time to crack, swallow moringa
with aloe vera as treatment combo. Garlic and onions be like
sweet for my mouth. I come dey sweat as if na oven be my
bedroom. I dey think say my life don finish. I come outside.
Na im gate man com they tell me say the driver wey kill
bingo wan come beg me! If na u, wetin u go do the gate
man? Don't laugh alone.........

Hahahaha... Hehehehe. Real funny!
Re: How Nigerian Companies Choose Who To Fire When They Downsize by Jacko1(m): 9:13pm On Nov 17, 2015
How bout tribalism: when they sack. Ppl frm d east as they always scapegoats

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Re: How Nigerian Companies Choose Who To Fire When They Downsize by odinese(m): 9:14pm On Nov 17, 2015
jenyfah:
Don't Laugh alone!
Dem say Boko Haram don poison beans after I buy half bag
for house. From the one wey I cook, I give my dog, Bingo,
make im first test am. 45mins later, bingo still dey waka,
dey jolly. Na im I come chop my own. After I don chop
finish, my gateman run come tel me say bingo don die, hey!
I run enter house, begin drink full gallon of palm oil for my
belle, chop 22 bitter kola wit 3 long bitter leaf stem, chop
walnuts with the shell no time to crack, swallow moringa
with aloe vera as treatment combo. Garlic and onions be like
sweet for my mouth. I come dey sweat as if na oven be my
bedroom. I dey think say my life don finish. I come outside.
Na im gate man com they tell me say the driver wey kill
bingo wan come beg me! If na u, wetin u go do the gate
man? Don't laugh alone.........

This ain't your joke buddy!!

From Mr ibu"s film...

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Re: How Nigerian Companies Choose Who To Fire When They Downsize by ODUBEZE: 9:39pm On Nov 17, 2015
I will only comment on LIFO.
A company facing financial strain is not suppose to employ 3 months to downsize!
It only shows that the company is not serious!

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Re: How Nigerian Companies Choose Who To Fire When They Downsize by Freksy(m): 9:44pm On Nov 17, 2015
jenyfah:
Don't Laugh alone!
Dem say Boko Haram don poison beans after I buy half bag
for house. From the one wey I cook, I give my dog, Bingo,
make im first test am. 45mins later, bingo still dey waka,
dey jolly. Na im I come chop my own. After I don chop
finish, my gateman run come tel me say bingo don die, hey!
I run enter house, begin drink full gallon of palm oil for my
belle, chop 22 bitter kola wit 3 long bitter leaf stem, chop
walnuts with the shell no time to crack, swallow moringa
with aloe vera as treatment combo. Garlic and onions be like
sweet for my mouth. I come dey sweat as if na oven be my
bedroom. I dey think say my life don finish. I come outside.
Na im gate man com they tell me say the driver wey kill
bingo wan come beg me! If na u, wetin u go do the gate
man? Don't laugh alone.........

You dey think of gateman? You fit still die 4rm all d concoction in ur belly. I go 1st thank God sha.

This joke Na A1
Re: How Nigerian Companies Choose Who To Fire When They Downsize by Parcks(m): 10:07pm On Nov 17, 2015
teeboila:
this op ought to be sacked for posting what even a toddler knows about employment and sacking.
...Mr know-it-all,share what u know and let us see...SMH!!!

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Re: How Nigerian Companies Choose Who To Fire When They Downsize by chrisgush: 10:38pm On Nov 17, 2015
jenyfah:
Don't Laugh alone!
Dem say Boko Haram don poison beans after I buy half bag
for house. From the one wey I cook, I give my dog, Bingo,
make im first test am. 45mins later, bingo still dey waka,
dey jolly. Na im I come chop my own. After I don chop
finish, my gateman run come tel me say bingo don die, hey!
I run enter house, begin drink full gallon of palm oil for my
belle, chop 22 bitter kola wit 3 long bitter leaf stem, chop
walnuts with the shell no time to crack, swallow moringa
with aloe vera as treatment combo. Garlic and onions be like
sweet for my mouth. I come dey sweat as if na oven be my
bedroom. I dey think say my life don finish. I come outside.
Na im gate man com they tell me say the driver wey kill
bingo wan come beg me! If na u, wetin u go do the gate
man? Don't laugh alone.........

OMG! This is extremely funny. Cant stop laughing
Re: How Nigerian Companies Choose Who To Fire When They Downsize by BrosMayowa(m): 11:07pm On Nov 17, 2015
Shinelle:
LIFO FIFO and weighted average lol

Lool.. Exactly! Reminds me of cost and management accounting

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Re: How Nigerian Companies Choose Who To Fire When They Downsize by scarr: 2:49am On Nov 18, 2015
360ng:

hating?? u are a joker..
Then why quote the same person on several threads saying negative things undecided
Is that one love ni?

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Re: How Nigerian Companies Choose Who To Fire When They Downsize by scarr: 2:52am On Nov 18, 2015

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Re: How Nigerian Companies Choose Who To Fire When They Downsize by IntroVAT: 6:25am On Nov 18, 2015
Bro random selection is a big scandalous lie
It has to be from a preselected list. You cannot fire your best brains because he fell into this category
Re: How Nigerian Companies Choose Who To Fire When They Downsize by 360ng: 7:37am On Nov 18, 2015
scarr:

Then why quote the same person on several threads saying negative things undecided

Is that one love ni?

When you grow up you will understand..
Re: How Nigerian Companies Choose Who To Fire When They Downsize by simpleseyi: 7:52am On Nov 18, 2015
Timoviral:
www.nairaland.com/2744041/see-how-much-gov-iyesom

If Zenith Bank gives Iyesom Wike the wicked that money, that means that Zenith Bank has donated to charity and their reward and repayment is in heaven because the incoming APC governor will never ever, read my lips, the incoming APC governor will never ever repay one kobo.
Re: How Nigerian Companies Choose Who To Fire When They Downsize by Burger01(m): 8:00am On Nov 18, 2015
jenyfah:
Don't Laugh alone!
Dem say Boko Haram don poison beans after I buy half bag
for house. From the one wey I cook, I give my dog, Bingo,
make im first test am. 45mins later, bingo still dey waka,
dey jolly. Na im I come chop my own. After I don chop
finish, my gateman run come tel me say bingo don die, hey!
I run enter house, begin drink full gallon of palm oil for my
belle, chop 22 bitter kola wit 3 long bitter leaf stem, chop
walnuts with the shell no time to crack, swallow moringa
with aloe vera as treatment combo. Garlic and onions be like
sweet for my mouth. I come dey sweat as if na oven be my
bedroom. I dey think say my life don finish. I come outside.
Na im gate man com they tell me say the driver wey kill
bingo wan come beg me! If na u, wetin u go do the gate
man? Don't laugh alone.........
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: How Nigerian Companies Choose Who To Fire When They Downsize by scarr: 8:12am On Nov 18, 2015
360ng:


When you grow up you will understand..
When you get a job, it would reduce your hate
Re: How Nigerian Companies Choose Who To Fire When They Downsize by snthesis(m): 8:59am On Nov 18, 2015
NairalandDotOrg:
PRAGLO: PRAGLO is an acronym for "post rubbish and get laid off.
If you are the type that post rubbish on social network (nairaland, facebook etc) they probability that you will be laid off when the company is downsizing is higher.

i actually googled that acronym grin grin grin
Re: How Nigerian Companies Choose Who To Fire When They Downsize by Koboseadotorg(m): 12:19pm On Nov 18, 2015
snthesis:

i actually googled that acronym grin grin grin
lol
Re: How Nigerian Companies Choose Who To Fire When They Downsize by solaalade1(m): 12:12am On Nov 19, 2015
If you are thinking of dssc please av a rethink, now dssc are made to convert to DRC, and the new laws states that only 20% of a course can be converted, so if course 22 in the army are 200 in number, only 40 will be allowed to server more dan 15yrs. And if you are not converted after 15yrs you go home. Even if you are converted, you can't go beyond major/squadron leader/lieutenant commander in the Army, Airforce & Navy respectively. So if you join para-military self e beta, becoz if no offence, your 35yrs if age on ur side is sure. I don tire for naija, say i no go NDA and want to serve, i can't do dat again.

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