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Latest Funny Jokes by asifawarley(m): 3:37pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
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Re: Latest Funny Jokes by asifawarley(m): 5:34am On Nov 19, 2015 |
Warri boys tricks so far Two warri boys have no money for transport fare .They called bike esh junction, as the bike man was riding they are just discussing about gun issue,the first one said,boy the gun I gave to you last operation I need am nw,second one said he dey with me,first one said ok i go use am in next junction.The bike man drop them at the right junction, they prepare to give the bike man money,as the bike man see them drop there hand inside their pocket he quickly ran away. source http://weroar.tk/forum2_theme_112530951.xhtml?tema=1 |
Re: Latest Funny Jokes by asifawarley(m): 5:37am On Nov 19, 2015 |
Adekunle Gold (Ose to koja mope 30 oo Shade) A man want to propose a lady and he sang ose to koja mope 30 oo shade jen gbe lole mummy mi reti omo .The lady reply me myself am 50yrs last month,have gave birth to 5 children,no need for your mummy to request for children source http://weroar.tk/forum2_theme_112530951.xhtml?tema=2 |
Re: Latest Funny Jokes by asifawarley(m): 7:01am On Nov 19, 2015 |
Best Translation With Yoruba In Church 1.Lord behold your children once again. 2.Baba woni eso awon eleyi di arugbo lekan si. 1.You have been their eliminator on every side. 2.Woni ibi kan lele fi calculator shi website. 1.You are the one that pace the wind and make things well. 2.Woni ibi kan le gba ti lasma koni ni ki e park well. 1.Cos they come to receive today. 2.Nitori pe eti wa forge receipt leni. 1.Ground with their encounters. 2.Eti won seyi canter. 1.As they open there mouth for appreciation. 2.Woni kilode tefi lanu le bi eni toje concoction. 1.Transform their lives. 2.Egbe transformer sinu aye won. 1.It is done. 2.Oti jina. 1.It is done. 2.Toba to done oti jina niyen abi efe jeki ojona. 1.So shall he be. 2.Iso loma je. 1.You will not lament. 2.Eni la cement. 1.You will make impact. 2.Ema ta spare parts. 1.I will tell you a story before I live. 2.Ema so superstory kan funyi kia to salo. 1.Gratitude is what you gives you scaling higher altitude. 2.Gragra tenshey loma jeki eta pure water tio tutu. 1.That is why you stop looking melancholy. 2.Eye wobi ediye to gbe koli. 1.When the foundation is destroy what can the righteous do. 2.Ti foundation bati baje kini bricklayer fe shey. 1.Abi what can they do. 2.Iru question wo niyen ko ma lole niyen ise titan. 1.If God is not in our side. 2.Oluwa le ever gba football ko losi offside. 1.The enemy would have consume us quick. 2.Awon ota koba ti kowa je rush rush. 1.So I pray every enemy keeping your vision out of tune. 2.Gbogbo ota ton fi television ayeyi fi wo cartoon. 1.The lord comes their with something tragic. 2.Oluwa ma turn e si African magic. 1.Quickly who knew David before. 2.Ta loma davido tele. 1.David Now. 2.Davido ni a modernise e ni. 1.He was the key that was not presentable. 2.Wizkid gan kole jeun Lori dinning table. 1.His emotion couldn't keep him in the box. 2.Kosi election kan koma ji ballot box. 1.He was was busy when the mandate came. 2.Oun date bisi ki made tode. 1.You no what fertilizer does is to maximize output. 2.Ele fi onje tantalizer fi we mamapoot . 1.And that while fertilizer is free. 2.Tantalizer koki fun eya lonje ofe. 1.Is free ! 2.Eti jeun beri ewoni free. 1.That is why prayer network is faster than 3G. 2.Ele fi Terry G fi shey prayer warrior. 1.He said call upon me with loud voice and been not dismail. 2.Teba pemi ni midnight call him ma wo voicemail ni. 1.Dismail ! 2.Dismail k missed call lonjebe. 1.Is said take sight of me before you see the kingdom come. 2.Esi website www.kingdom.com. 1.No the kingdom come. 2.K,esi website www.kingdom uh uh dat is all!!! source http://weroar.tk/forum2_theme_112530951.xhtml?tema=3 |
Re: Latest Funny Jokes by asifawarley(m): 7:21am On Nov 19, 2015 |
Ibadan Blonder One accident happened for Ibadan,The Newscaster need who can speak English.Ibadan man answered I was there,Actually,it happen suddenly at once of which jeep man bobo oni jeep onbo lati ibi kan viiiinva then the okada man Ohun lon bo lati ibi bayi vaaavun awon mejeji won pade arawon nibi bayi gbigbigbigba then the bike went this way the biker went that way and the bikist the passenger fori e gba okuta. source http://adzcare.com/forum2_theme_112530.xhtml?tema=4 |
Re: Latest Funny Jokes by asifawarley(m): 7:35am On Nov 19, 2015 |
Police Doing Road Safety Work In Warri At my trip to Warri the police stopped me, were your driving license:This is it. Your vehicle particular: This is it. Your fire extinguisher: This is it. Your spare tyre:This is it. Your jack :This is it. He don c I get everything and he see am not wearing seat belt. He said do you know according to law scene 2004 biography 8 when you are not wearing your seat belt you should be arrested. I said eh eh where are when the same law was adjusted in 2006 when you are not wearing your seat belt you can tie the one in your waist very well. He said eh eh dey don change am D.P.O no tell me. source http://weroar.tk/forum2_theme_112530951.xhtml?tema=5 |
Re: Latest Funny Jokes by asifawarley(m): 8:21am On Nov 19, 2015 |
Pls Know Nigeria Police Is Your Friend I dial this number when I get emergency.The voice machine answer welcome you reach Nigeria Emergency Line pls know Nigeria Police is your friend. For Arm Robbery Press 1 For Pickpockets Press 2 For Two Fighting Press 3 For Husband and Wife Wahala Press 4 For Riot Press 5 For Boko Haram Hang off. I press 1. For Arm Robbery With Machine Press 1 For Arm Robbery With Pistol Press 2 For Arm Robbery With Juju Press 3 For Arm Robbery With Cutlass & Knife Press 4 For Arm Robbery With All Of The Above Press 5. I press 5 Confirm that I press 5 again After 5 minutes I heard uuuh,after another 5 minutes I heard uuuh,my brother (×3),how many times I call you I said 3 if you dey work for Nigeria Police and I tell you that you should go you go go,if you know watin good for you find a place hide in next day we go come collect your statement.Pls know Nigeria Police is your friend. source http://weroar.tk/forum2_theme_112530951.xhtml?tema=6 |
Re: Latest Funny Jokes by asifawarley(m): 12:46pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
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Re: Latest Funny Jokes by asifawarley(m): 7:31am On Nov 25, 2015 |
Police Snoring Read A few overworked deputy sheriffs deserved a vaction, together they decided to go on a mountain retreat. Since police officers are so underpaid, they decided to sleap two per room so they could afford the trip. Now, nobody wanted to sleep in the same room with Daryl - he's got a well known reputation for snoring and since it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time - so they voted to take turns. The first deputy to bunk with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot, looking like he didnt get any sleep. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night, couldn't get any sleep." The following night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all messed up, eyes blood- shot, etc. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl! Shakes the roof he's so loud. I watched him all night." The third night was Frank's turn. Now Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. Said he wasn't gonna put up with any snoring... "We'll see!" said the other debuties. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning, wonderful day outside isn't it?" he said. They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went over and tucked Daryl into bed, then kissed him good night. He sat up all night just watching me. Didn't snore a bit, hehe." source http://weroar.tk/forum2_theme_112530951.xhtml?tema=8 |
Re: Latest Funny Jokes by asifawarley(m): 7:35am On Nov 25, 2015 |
Another Warri Boy Tricks A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack." "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death." "Well, then, we need a urine sample." "I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar." "All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line." "I can't do that, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm drunk." Source http://weroar.tk/forum2_theme_112530951.xhtml?tema=9 |
Re: Latest Funny Jokes by asifawarley(m): 9:49am On Nov 25, 2015 |
What is politics (father and son) A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit." Source http://weroar.tk/forum2_theme_112530951.xhtml?tema=10 |
Re: Latest Funny Jokes by asifawarley(m): 4:47am On Dec 03, 2015 |
HIV/AIDS Day With Two Friends They are two friends first one like fucking the the other don't. The one who like fucking he just dey Bleep anybody even doe he has slept with his friend aunty,sister and girl friend secretly. When HIV/AIDS test day start . Non Fucker-Said you better go and test your blood. Fucker-I don't need to test my blood cos I no that I have HIV/AIDS no need to check. Non Fucker-Said you may not have HIV/ AIDS. They are on their way to the hospital Fucker- Pls friend I will confess to that have slept with your aunty,sister and your girl friend. Non Fucker-Shai bad friend. They reach hospital the doctor attend to the first one,doctor said wait for your result. Doctor-You too come. Non Fucker-Said I don't have HIV/AIDS no need to check me. Doctor-It doesn't mean. He test him also and said wait for result. After some minutes. Doctor call them and gave them their result. Fucker-HIV negative. Non Fucker-HIV positive.For here I go die put ohh,I go sleep with your aunty,mum,sister and girl friend Source http://weroar.tk/forum2_theme_112530951.xhtml?tema=12 |
Re: Latest Funny Jokes by asifawarley(m): 2:00pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
See Great Work Letter (B) Dey Do For Someone's Life Former American President-George W. Bush (B) dey he no die for throne. Another Former A.P-Bill Clinton (B)dey he no die for throne. Current A.P-Barrack Obama (B) dey he no die for throne. Queen Of England-Queen Elizabeth (B) dey he no die for throne. Former Prime Minister Of Nigeria- Abubakar Tafawa Balewa (B) dey he no die for throne. Late President Of Nigeria-Johnson Aguiyi Ironsi (B) no dey he die.Yakubu Guwon Takeover (B) dey he no die. Late P.N-Muritala Muhammed (B) no dey he die.Olusegun Obasanjo Takeover (B) dey he no die.Buhari Proceed. Former P.N-Ibrahim Babangida (B} dey he no die. Late P.N-M.K.O.Abiola (B) no dey he die. Former P.N-Abacha he get 1 (B) he con use Abdulsalam (B) join am,then no die. Former P.N-Obasanjo he don use 1 tenure b4 n he go call Atiku Abubakar cos dat 1 get plenty (B),baba call Atiku tiku give me 1 (B) Atiku give am for 1 tenure.Another tenure baba say Atiku tiku give me1 (B) No,me too I need am.Na so baba n Atiku fight. Late P.N-Yar'adua he no get (B) na so he die. Former P.N-Jonathan Goodluck Ebele he get 1 (B) he con use malam sambo join am.Next tenure he call malam sambo give me ur (B) No,me too I won use am.Na so Jonathan leave the post. Recent P.N-Buhari (B) dey he no go die for throne. Source http://weroar.tk/forum2_theme_112530951.xhtml?tema=13 |
Re: Latest Funny Jokes by asifawarley(m): 8:44pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
Best Sign From My Pastor GIRL: i have sinned; i called my boyfriend a bastard. PASTOR: So wat did he do to deserve dat? GIRL: He kissed me. PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor kissed the girl. GIRL: Yes! PASTOR: Well, dats no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: But he touched my breast. PASTOR: U mean like this? The pastor touched her breast. GIRL: Yes! PASTOR: Thats no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: But, he took off my clothes and had sex with me! PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor took off her clothes and had sex with the girl. GIRL: Yes PASTOR: Well, thats also no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: Then he told me he has AIDS. PASTOR: U are a BASTAAAARD!!! Source http://weroar.tk/forum2_theme_112530951.xhtml?tema=14 |
Re: Latest Funny Jokes by BossTtdiamonds(m): 9:04pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
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Re: Latest Funny Jokes by asifawarley(m): 9:46pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
Bomb Pass Bomb I Entered a bus from kogi to kwara. After som mins, i decided to scare d passengers. So i brought out my fone.. And startd fakin a call.'' hello oga, i don dey press dat button since but d bomb no gree blow. Na d blue one i go press or d red one? Ok d red one? I go do am now'' come and see reactions. Igbo man: (picks his fone to make a call) '' hello Chukwudi, run now to apapa and wait for my container. Its like i will die today but make sure u collect my money from chiroki.. Yoruba woman: '' driver wêré,. So u cant stop for sombody to come down? Oloshi.. I was just laughin inside until d hausa man sitin close to me said (to me). Hausa man: '' oga abeg dat time wey u dey make call, wher dem say make u press so dat d bomb go blow? Coz i don dey press my own sef since and d tin never blow. I jumped out of the luxurious through window.! Me wey dey play. Source http://weroar.tk/forum2_theme_112530951.xhtml?tema=15 |
Re: Latest Funny Jokes by catalan15(m): 6:08pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
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Re: Latest Funny Jokes by asifawarley(m): 6:56am On Dec 29, 2015 |
Igbo Peayer''s On Money Igbo Prayer's On Money Some people is saying we igbo people too love money,father the whole money they have go and steal it and give it to us,because they are denying they don't love money the whole money they have go and steal it and give it to us Chineke idinma Amin. Source http://weroar.tk/forum2_theme_112530951.xhtml?tema=16 1 Share
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Re: Latest Funny Jokes by asifawarley(m): 8:08am On Jan 10, 2016 |
Science teacher came to a class full of
warri students. Good morning student,good morning sir,the students answered. Who can tell me who is a gynaecologist,most of the students raise their hands. 1- is Ghanian daughter. 2-is a person who's taking care of Ghana everything in Ghana. 3-is Ghanian artist who designed Ghana must go. source: http://weroar.tk/forum2_theme_112530951.xhtml?tema=18 |
Re: Latest Funny Jokes by asifawarley(m): 8:09am On Jan 10, 2016 |
Meaning of Gynaecologist by Warri students Science teacher came to a class full of warri students. Good morning student,good morning sir,the students answered. Who can tell me who is a gynaecologist,most of the students raise their hands. 1- is Ghanian daughter. 2-is a person who's taking care of Ghana everything in Ghana. 3-is Ghanian artist who designed Ghana must go. source: http://weroar.tk/forum2_theme_112530951.xhtml?tema=18 |
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