by demarc001

Girls never lack relationship skills, they upgrade techniques like fashion trend! ***************************** WOMEN WILL NEVER CHANGE! A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of the cars, the woman says... “So, you're a man? That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God! The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" She replies, "Naaaaah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence. "Drunk driver offence!"

Dayum, he just got served

OMG LMAO, chai the man got serve, chai its good to be a warri boy mehnnn, we will never fall 4 this, 4 me personally the woman will pay with her puuusy by me giving her a ride in my car and initiating friendship and so on and so forth. "but OP this is super story o.

And when police came,the man dipped his hands in his pocket and said ,''officer I have all our conversations recorded in my phone''.

Na so the babe take enter one chance for police hand.

If you think you are smarter than life only for you to discover that your limit is just a ground state of some people,then you are a senior monkey.

Lesson learned"

And when police came,the man dipped his hands in his pocket and said ,''officer I have all our conversations recorded in my phone''.

Na so the babe take enter one chance for police hand.

If you think you are smarter than life only for you to discover that your limit is just a ground state of some people,then you are a senior monkey.

"Lesson learned"

lol

Cadamlk:
And when police came,the man dipped his hands in his pocket and said ,''officer I have all our conversations recorded in my phone''.

Na so the babe take enter one chance for police hand.

If you think you are smarter than life only for you to discover that your limit is just a ground state of some people,then you are a senior monkey.

Lesson learned"

thanx