you might have heard it b4 but for does who havent, enjoi,

My 7 yr old son asked me why I didn't have a boyfriend. I was recovering from surgery and spent most of the day in bed. I told him the tv was my boyfriend, he entertained me all the time.

The tv set was old and would just shut itself off for no reason. I'd give it a few hard wacks on the side and it would come back on, was no big deal to me.

The pastor stopped by to check on my recovery and my son answered the door. At that time I was trying to get the tv to come back on. The pastor asked my son if I was busy. My little one said, "No, sir, she is just in the bedroom banging her boyfriend".

no bad

she try,i neva hear am b4 sha

hmmm. . I like banging

Ben20001:

hmmm. . I like banging

hmmn nice to knw.

beware dear

romade:

ben luvs banging pans & pots on d floor while his momma cooked

lol

Lol. romade is a witness

Liar! you taught me

atleast u don try 4 ur age

you wey spend all ur youthful age selling palm wine at ojuelegba

chai!

why you dey shout? it's ur fiancee we are talking about here

who's fiancee?

lemme call interpretr

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lool seriously am nt dat old for such commitments   so i fink he was talking to u or lola. .x

don't mind you jare

ben quit talking.
jeez. . .

don't be carried away, my emoticon says it all

k
wah u going on about?

parrot

is there any adjective better than that

no