This is simply Hilarious. I had to share lol
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Dem say Boko Haram don poison beans after I buy half bag
for house. From the one wey I cook, I give my dog, Bingo,
make im first test am. 45mins later, bingo still dey waka,
dey jolly. Na im I come chop my own. After I don chop
finish, my gateman run come tel me say bingo don die, hey!
I run enter house, begin drink full gallon of palm oil for my
belle, chop 22 bitter kola wit 3 long bitter leaf stem, chop
walnuts with the shell no time to crack, swallow moringa
with aloe vera as treatment combo. Garlic and onions be like
sweet for my mouth. I come dey sweat as if na oven be my
bedroom. I dey think say my life don finish. I come outside.
Na im gate man com they tell me say the driver wey kill
bingo wan come beg me! If na u, wetin u go do the gate
man?
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Wey d pics Op

Yellowson:
Wey d pics Op

Check Op post na. Haba! lol