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Jokes by SHEEGO2015(m): 1:29pm On Nov 19, 2015
Bank sent me a message yesterday saying: Dear Lalastica, your bank account with balance of: N0.026 has been restricted and banned due to the instruction by CBN regarding Bank Verification Number deadline of 31th Oct. You will no longer be able to deposit or withdraw money from your bank account. Please kindly return our withdrawal booklet and the ATM Card we issued you as you could not even be kind enough to come and verify your account after we opened it free of charge for you and still dashed you N1000 as bonus which you withdrew immediately without leaving a dime for us. You broke- ass stingy idiot! We do not want to involve the police in this matter because na God go punish you and we swear; we will not warn you again, so just respect yourself and return all the bank documents we gave you. Idiot!!! . Haba!! E reach like that??....

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