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Jokes by SHEEGO2015(m): 1:29pm On Nov 19, 2015 |
Bank sent me a message yesterday saying:
Dear Lalastica, your bank account with
balance of: N0.026 has been restricted and
banned due to the
instruction by CBN regarding Bank
Verification Number deadline of
31th Oct. You will no longer be able
to deposit or withdraw money from
your bank account. Please kindly return our
withdrawal
booklet and the ATM Card we
issued you as you could not even
be kind enough to come and verify
your account after we opened it
free of charge for you and still dashed you
N1000 as bonus which
you withdrew immediately without
leaving a dime for us. You broke-
ass stingy idiot!
We do not want to involve the
police in this matter because na God go punish
you and we swear;
we will not warn you again, so just
respect yourself and return all the
bank documents we gave you.
Idiot!!!
. Haba!!
E reach like that??.... |
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