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Jokes by Muideen6013(m): 12:02pm On Nov 21, 2015
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Re: Jokes by Muideen6013(m): 12:03pm On Nov 21, 2015
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A day I will never forget.......
Share ur own experience if u hav......

I remembered My primary school days @ Green Gold Nur/Pry School In Modakeke.... Den we ar 3 frnds that we play, eat, steal, even disturbed the class together then.......
Let me gist you what happened on 21/11/90s......... I remembered today's date...
Atoyebi Opeyemi, Ayo Micheal and Azeez Muideen Ayodeji...
De 1st day Opeyemi brings 3 naira coins to school.. We spent it together....
Ayo went home wen we are on break time the 2nd day he came wit Lolly (nylon tie eve)...
The third day wey hee don reach my turn to bring sometin to schll, I stole One of the Nescafe that my mum was selling.... Wen I got to schll we mixed it with water but soo bitter no Sugar to add....
Wen I got home in the evening..
Mum:- Who took 2 Nescafe here
AMA:- Not me Ooohh
Mum:- Sehh Nescafe get leg to waka ni?
AMA:- I don't know who took it oohh
Mum:- Moka sibe now... Oti din meji
AMA:- Me I don't Steal Nescafe Ohh..
Mum:- Muideen Tell me how did the It taste
AMA:- okoro ju... Kodun bi awon tea taa maan mu
Mum:- Olohun mue... Iwo loji Nescafe...... How did you knw that its not sweet?
AMA:- Yeah!!! Am in trouble
That's day friends I can't forget that day in my life... Moje buruku yaa.......
Friends hav you ever steal your mum things wen you ar young....

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