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Animal Baptism by tripdizle(m): 12:38pm On Oct 17, 2006 |
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing seems to scare them away. Another said, "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I've even had the place fumigated, and they won't go away." The third said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church, Haven't seen one back since!" |
Re: Animal Baptism by oge4real(f): 1:08pm On Oct 17, 2006 |
true talk!afterall d holy book says;LET EVERYTHING THAT HAS BREATH PRAISE THE LORD! |
Re: Animal Baptism by Jummybaby1: 2:01pm On Oct 17, 2006 |
It's really a nice joke. I love it. |
Re: Animal Baptism by tripdizle(m): 7:14pm On Nov 26, 2006 |
tanks for da bible passage,you must be a pastor in church |
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