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Animal Baptism by tripdizle(m): 12:38pm On Oct 17, 2006
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya
know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft
and attic at church. I've tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing
seems to scare them away.

Another said, "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in
the attic. I've even had the place fumigated, and they won't go away."

The third said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the
church, Haven't seen one back since!"
Re: Animal Baptism by oge4real(f): 1:08pm On Oct 17, 2006
true talk!afterall d holy book says;LET EVERYTHING THAT HAS BREATH PRAISE THE LORD! grin grin grin
Re: Animal Baptism by Jummybaby1: 2:01pm On Oct 17, 2006
It's really a nice joke. I love it.
Re: Animal Baptism by tripdizle(m): 7:14pm On Nov 26, 2006
tanks for da bible passage,you must be a pastor in church

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