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| My Worst April Fool Day. by ardeks(m): 9:23am On Nov 22, 2015 |
There was this lady called Nike in my neighborhood who I'd been scoping for a long time, as a matter of fact, it's been over four months 'cos I can remember vividly that it all started on one cool saturday evening, 5th of January to be precise. I don't want to bore you with how it all pawned out to be, but in a nut-shell she declined me, and offered me friendship instead. On the first day of April, something terrible happened. She called my phone and the following conversation ensued: Nike: Hello cutie. Me: (surprised) Hey beauty, how are you? Am so happy to hear from you. Nike: I'm all alone at home and I was kind of wondering if you can come over at my place because I'm feeling very Hot right now. Me  chocked) OMG! I'll be right there in 5 minutes.At the girl's house... Nike: Are you going to keep looking at me or take off your clothes and let's have sex? I took of my clothes in a hurry, feeling very excited. After taking off my clothes... Nike: (laughing and shouts) APRIL FOOL! If you were the one in my shoes what will you do? |
| Re: My Worst April Fool Day. by emmyhumble(m): 9:26am On Nov 22, 2015 |
You are really a fool in the April oo  But Aal izz well 1 Like |
| Re: My Worst April Fool Day. by Nobody: 9:36am On Nov 22, 2015 |
April fool after she don see your prick?  Na lie oo,I go rape am |
| Re: My Worst April Fool Day. by ardeks(m): 9:42am On Nov 22, 2015 |
holyFRED:Haba!!!! That's 14yrs behind the bars, I assume you know. I hate that word *rape*, pls, don't encourage it. |
| Re: My Worst April Fool Day. by Zeedarh(f): 9:42am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Hope she went naked for the equation to be balanced sha |
| Re: My Worst April Fool Day. by Nobody: 9:44am On Nov 22, 2015 |
ardeks:Broda,I just dey joke na |
| Re: My Worst April Fool Day. by ardeks(m): 9:44am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Zeedarh:She didn't o, my sister. |
| Re: My Worst April Fool Day. by ardeks(m): 9:45am On Nov 22, 2015 |
holyFRED:Berra |
| Re: My Worst April Fool Day. by Tascocent(m): 9:46am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Na to wake up from YOUR DREAM.. |
| Re: My Worst April Fool Day. by ministeriallist: 9:49am On Nov 22, 2015 |
| Re: My Worst April Fool Day. by Zeedarh(f): 9:51am On Nov 22, 2015 |
ardeks:Eehya. Sorry for your loss  |
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