Mods please take this to the proper section cos I don't really know if this should be funny!

President Robert Mugabe funny sha. Lol
A speech by Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe:
"Racism will never end as long as white cars are
still using black tyres. Racism will never end if
people still use black to symbolise bad luck and
white for peace. Racism will never end if people
still wear white clothes to weddings and black
clothes to funerals. Racism will never end as long as
those who don't pay their bills are blacklisted not
whitelisted. Even when playing snooker. You haven't
won until you've sunk the black ball, and the white
ball must remain on the table. But I don't care, as
long as I'm still using white toilet paper to wipe my
black butt , I'm fine!"..

Lmao.

This is anothe Achebe. [And these mad people began to clear the bush]

i go manage ttc at all at all na winsh