-IF YOU HAVE EXAMS BY 8AM & YOU WAKE UP BY 11AM
-IF YOU WORK IN A COMPANY FOR 10 YRS & NO INCREASE IN SALARY OR PROMOTION.
-IF YOU FAIL MATHS & ENGLISH IN WAEC
-IF YOU SLAP A MILITARY MAN
-IF YOUR CAR SPEND MORE TIME AT THE MECHANIC THAN ON THE ROAD.
-IF YOU ARE A CHELSEA FAN
-IF YOU ARE POSTED TO BORNO FOR NYSC
-IF YOU ARE STUCK WITH A BOKO HARAM SUICIDE BOMBER IN AN ELEVATOR
-IF YOU MISTAKE SUPER GLUE FOR EYE DROP
-IF A WORLD CLASS PHOTOGRAPHER TAKES A PHOTO OF YOU, EDIT IT SEVERALLY & YOU STILL LOOK UGLY
-IF YOU HUSTLE FOR NEWSPAPERS JUST TO EXCHANGE FOR #50 WORTH OF SUYA
-IF YOU ARE SIGNED AS A DEFENDER IN AN EUROPEAN CLUB & YOUR 1ST TASK IS TO MARK MESSI
-IF YOU BEAT UP A MILITARY MAN ONLY CHILD
-IF A RAT EATS UP ONLY YOUR NAME IN ALL YOUR ORIGINAL DOCUMENTS
-IF YOUR ONLY CHILD AFTER YRS OF MISCARIAGE JOINS THE NIGERIAN FORCE
-IF YOU PRETEND TO BE A MUSLIM IN THE MIDST OF BOKO HARAM & YOUR FONE RINGS SINGING "LET SAMBADY SHOUT HALELUYA"
ADD YOURS & KEEP THE FUN ROLLING & NO END TIME COMMENTS
LALASTICLALA

That Messi and Boko haram funny Wetin you wan do