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Trouble In Church Today !!! by LeoFish92(m): 11:17am On Nov 29, 2015
Guys I and my best friend who happens to be our pastor's only son are in deep sh'it now, we are part of the drama group and had a drama presentation to give to the church, both of us were given background roles to play, I would be the voice of God while my friend would be the voice of the devil, both of us took our wireless microphones to a little office where we would stay and lend our voices to the drama. The office was a little far away from the church auditorium, We were waiting for a signal, a little knock on the door that would indicate that it's our turn to speak, while waiting, the pastor's son took the opportunity to narrate how he bleeped one of the choir members on Friday night, he narrated everything in details, all the nitty-gritties.... I was enjoying the tale(God forgive me), ....... Just then our youth president rushed into the office with a look of horror and gross embarrassment written on his face, he was speechless as he pointed to the microphones on the table, we were so engrossed in the sinful tale..... We didn't know that we didn't switch off the wireless microphone which was lying on the table and the damn device was picking up everything we discussed and relaying it to the entire church!!!! We developed coldsweats , How do we redeem ourselves, both of us went home from there, we didn't even bother to finish the drama, my friend the pastor's son is even in deeper shi't, how would he explain to his father!!

Cc OAM4J
Re: Trouble In Church Today !!! by Nobody: 11:25am On Nov 29, 2015
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Re: Trouble In Church Today !!! by Nobody: 11:29am On Nov 29, 2015
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Re: Trouble In Church Today !!! by mannobi(m): 11:30am On Nov 29, 2015
Chai chai. Bros you can lie ooo. You thing the electronic department will be daft not to have shut down your mic after the second sentence? Go and tell this to the marine
Re: Trouble In Church Today !!! by CircleOfWilis: 11:32am On Nov 29, 2015
Well done Linus
Re: Trouble In Church Today !!! by LeoFish92(m): 12:25pm On Nov 29, 2015
mannobi:
Chai chai. Bros you can lie ooo. You thing the electronic department will be daft not to have shut down your mic after the second sentence? Go and tell this to the marine

I don't know how much the church heard, I guess they did shut it down
Re: Trouble In Church Today !!! by ikorodureporta: 12:52pm On Nov 29, 2015
Person jst wake up on sunday mornin dey tell dis kind lie.....Lies must full al yr body-o!
Re: Trouble In Church Today !!! by IAmBhijay(m): 1:21pm On Nov 29, 2015
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