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3 Types Of Smell In A Bedroom After Marriage by ebukaobi14(m): 12:51pm On Nov 29, 2015
First 6months:-

Perfumes,
body spray,
body lotions,
in fact everywhere smells like heaven.

1year and above:-

johnson baby powder.
Castor oil.
Baby medicine.
Baby lotion.
Olive oil.

20years nd above.

Abuba eke.
Abuba agwo.
Essential balm.
Back to sender olive oil.
Okwuma.
Touch nd die olive oil.
Aja nso.
Nnu nso.
Abuba enwe.
Abuba udene.

You can add more lol...

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Re: 3 Types Of Smell In A Bedroom After Marriage by braine(m): 12:54pm On Nov 29, 2015
grin grin
That baby smell is soo true!! grin

Someone should please tell us that of 20years and above for Yoruba, coz me no understand those Igbo words o.
Re: 3 Types Of Smell In A Bedroom After Marriage by 14teenK: 12:54pm On Nov 29, 2015
grin cheesy cheesy u funny Die,,,,,,,,,,,@ da okwuma ma mums favourite
Re: 3 Types Of Smell In A Bedroom After Marriage by xreal: 1:11pm On Nov 29, 2015
dis na biafra thread .

walks out of thread
Re: 3 Types Of Smell In A Bedroom After Marriage by dikeigbo2(m): 2:02pm On Nov 29, 2015
Op that 20years part kept me laughing and thinking at same time,,,,,, are they all for decoration, beautification or destruction?

Funny though
Re: 3 Types Of Smell In A Bedroom After Marriage by ideyhere(f): 5:56pm On Nov 29, 2015
braine:
grin grin
That baby smell is soo true!! grin

Someone should please tell us that of 20years and above for Yoruba, coz me no understand those Igbo words o.

Abuba eke = python fat
Abuba agwo = snake fat
Abuba enwe = monkey fat
Abuba udene = vulture fat
Aja nso = holy sand
Nnu nso = holy salt
Basically that's it grin grin grin

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Re: 3 Types Of Smell In A Bedroom After Marriage by braine(m): 8:14pm On Nov 29, 2015
ideyhere:


Abuba eke = python fat
Abuba agwo = snake fat
Abuba enwe = monkey fat
Abuba udene = vulture fat
Aja nso = holy sand
Nnu nso = holy salt
Basically that's it grin grin grin
Hahaha! Putting meanings to the words even cracked me up more. You people won't kill somebody on this Nairaland.
Re: 3 Types Of Smell In A Bedroom After Marriage by MrBONE2(m): 8:17pm On Nov 29, 2015
For 20 years and above
grin grin
Garlic
Black soap
soda soap
hilarious smell of sudan oil
Palm kernel
Palm winegrin
Dry bones of reptiles,canivorious and fish.grin gyarbonkar shaka
Re: 3 Types Of Smell In A Bedroom After Marriage by judey1992(m): 9:31pm On Nov 29, 2015
Hmmmm!!!!! So true. I remember a friend of mine that whenever he enters your room and perceives Robb, he automatically labels you an old being. This is damn hilarious.
Re: 3 Types Of Smell In A Bedroom After Marriage by oglalasioux(m): 11:30am On Nov 30, 2015
Very true. Hilarious though.
Re: 3 Types Of Smell In A Bedroom After Marriage by kolexepana: 5:11pm On Nov 30, 2015
ebukaobi14:

First 6months:-

Perfumes,
body spray,
body lotions,
in fact everywhere smells like heaven.

1year and above:-

johnson baby powder.
Castor oil.
Baby medicine.
Baby lotion.
Olive oil.

20years nd above.

Abuba eke.
Abuba agwo.
Essential balm.
Back to sender olive oil.
Okwuma.
Touch nd die olive oil.
Aja nso.
Nnu nso.
Abuba enwe.
Abuba udene.

You can add more lol...
Lol.. you must be a married man

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