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10 Types Of People You Will See At A"baba Ijebu" Kiosk by damton(m): 11:19am On Nov 30, 2015 |
If you are a baba ijebu player you will agree with me that below are the categories of people you will definitely meet there. 1. The Statisticians They are usually seen every at Baba Ijebu shops doing statistics. From their statistics,you will see that these categories of people are far better than university students who bagged first cla$$ in statistics. However, they will analyze predictable numbers in such a way that you will keep wondering why they didn’t go for Maths and Stats rather than wasting their talents at Baba Ijebu shops 2. The Dreamers These ones are synonymous to Joseph, thedreamer, in the Bible. These ones normally see revelation at midnight of how God showed to them the 3-direct or 2-sure that will drop that day 3. The History tellers They are very easy to spot. You will see them telling stories of their friends who bought Range Rover 2015 model from BabaIjebu winnings. They will further stress that their greatest regret is that they were actually the ones that forecast the numbersfor their friends but the emptiness of their pockets that day prevented them from playing the game, if not they ought to have owned a house and exotic cars 4. Share Collectors This is the category I belong. Yes you heardme right. These ones are always at everyBaba Ijebu shop, seeking for who just hit a jackpot so they can collect their own share of the money. We are always hovering at Baba Ijebu shops looking for our share from winners 5. Those Charging their Phones As small as Baba Ijebu shops are, you will still see customers squeeze themselves like prisoners, hence, charging their phone 6. The Noise Makers They always creating argumentative scenes, which later results to a fight/duel. They will blame their ill luck of winning on GEJ 7. Those looking Unkempt Obviously, the larger percent of people you will meet at every Baba Ijebu shops are always unkempt. You will always see them looking frustrated like someone whose wifewas snatched 8. The T. B Joshuas’ This is the right name to call these categories of people. They are always there to convince other people not to play a particular number. They will further add thatthey know so much about Baba Ijebu and they know how he interchanges numbers 9. The Sympathizers These ones are there to sympathize with those who lost their gamble. 10. Feel free to add the last on |
Re: 10 Types Of People You Will See At A"baba Ijebu" Kiosk by emeraldknytt(m): 11:26am On Nov 30, 2015 |
10. OP, people like you who go there to categorize these people en post. Ultimately, coming up with this shit you call post. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Types Of People You Will See At A"baba Ijebu" Kiosk by Emeka71(m): 9:56pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
All stated is correct and is because the love of money is the root of all evil; do you know that is because of the money involved that you will see bus-conductors, mechanics, hooligans, carpenters, area-boys welders, brick-layer and others who didn't go to school; the way they forecast, you will think this one must have a masters degree in statistics; such people will fail statistics in school; but they know Baba-ijebu statistics. |
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