As the topics are numerous so are the users but one thing stands out when a lady makes a front page post ........ The number of personal message she gets. I wonder why the minute a lady makes a front page post her mail suddenly becomes so active and when closely considered 99% of these messages come from guys. Some would say hungry lions but I won't be so fast to categorize them that way because some are really genuine.
When you receive a pm, its likely from one of these group of guys.....

1. Online flirt..... These guys do nothing but hunt for girls to send pm. The only people they follow are girls. The only reason they go through the front page is to see which girl has made it to the front page and the minute you reply the pm they start to profess love. They have nothing meaningful to say just how much they wish to have you. Be ye not deceived, they tell every girl they pm the same thing.


2. The wife finders..... As scarce as men may seem, a lot still find it difficult to get themselves a girl. All they do is use their invisible wife material tape to measure you by your post and once they feel you have the required measurement, they pm to let you know how you fit their ideal woman. They keep singing the song of marriage like you have been waiting for them to come along.


3. The cute picture finders..... Some guys are only on NL to spot girls who upload the best and cutest picture. The minute you change your profile picture you get a mail. Its almost as though they have a tracker for each time a pretty picture is uploaded. They just want to tell you how pretty your picture looks like you didn't know before uploading.


4. The immature.... The most annoying, they ask every and anything. Even the last time you saw your period all in one message. They come up with nothing reasonable, the can't come up with any meaningful conversation. Its as though they have to auto send a pm the minute they see a girl. No goal, no ambition just random irrelevant talk which one can't comprehend. Mostly the start by saying I really like what I see.... Biko what can you see? Learners. Using their free MB to chase girls they can't talk to face to face.... Most annoying part is they want you to love them for saying nothing. Children without restriction......

5. Last but not least.... The open minded dudes. I could say they are very few, not in a hurry to send pm, only send when its necessary, constructive conversation, friendly, entertaining and reasonable. You are captivated by their 1st message. You are the one eager to know them not the other way round. They keep in touch and later become friends.......the rest well is left to you.

a picture says a thousand words.

Each group 1-4 can be represented pictorally

Okay!

Lol...she don vex...don't mind them jare

I believed you must have come across these 'five types of guys' since u do make fp often as I can see u are speaking from experience. Why not give us names of monikers that portrays those qualities as u mentioned above? Anyway I'm in the last category

Some guys though...without been told i know i belong to group 5 if u tink am lying how many of una i don send pm...if na Tosyne2much or wristbangle create this topic na FP straight....mods oya be fair o

Hahaha roflwkmd


I dey come with my list ........


Oyah !!! Let every guy start claiming he falls in number 5 category


OP, I throway salute oooo.. I still you to tell me the category where I belong

tosyne2much:
Hahaha roflwkmd


I dey come with my list ........



OP, I throway salute oooo

God will punish u if my name is on dat list

braimeddy:
I believed you must have come across these 'five guys' since u do make fp often as I can see u are speaking from experience. Why not give us names of monikers that portrays those qualities as u mentioned above? Anyway I'm in the last category

Even if na number 1 category you belong, you go still claim number 5

Lol

tosyne2much:
Even if na number 1 category you belong, you go still claim number 5

braimeddy:
Lol

Hahaha

Na the truth I yarn u so

Cutehector:
God will punish u if my name is on dat list

Na you be the Apostle of ladies as far as this forum is concerned


Na people like una give the OP inspiration to come up wit dis kind write-up

Actually I don't send pm. The only time I did dat, the girl deleted me from her bbm immediately she saw I displayed a lady on my dp. It's even the ladies who are more eager than d guys

tosyne2much:
Hahaha


Na the truth I yarn u so

tosyne2much:
Na you be the Apostle of ladies as far as this forum is concerned


Na people like una give the OP inspiration to come up wit dis kind write-up

apostle paul.. i love this name

AyamConfidence:
Some guys though...without been told i know i belong to group 5 if u tink am lying how many of una i don send pm...if na Tosyne2much or wristbangle create this topic na FP straight....mods oya be fair o

u know d mods well abi?na so them they do.... I wonder the category them go dey.... Anyway u sure u are in 5?

viclawz:
Lol...she don vex...don't mind them jare

lol

braimeddy:
I believed you must have come across these 'five types of guys' since u do make fp often as I can see u are speaking from experience. Why not give us names of monikers that portrays those qualities as u mentioned above? Anyway I'm in the last category

hahahahahahaha! You dey fine gist abi? Names ke.... lemme think aboatit

tosyne2much:
Hahaha roflwkmd


I dey come with my list ........


Oyah !!! Let every guy start claiming he falls in number 5 category


OP, I throway salute oooo.. I still you to tell me the category where I belong

hahahahahhah! Your list ke? Don't set NL on fire oooo. But guy! Which mod u Don package I sure say if u create topic like "I sneezed in public today" e go make front page... you re doing well... abeg share your pm experience cos u be d don...

Cutehector:
God will punish u if my name is on dat list

y u dey fear na

tosyne2much:
Na you be the Apostle of ladies as far as this forum is concerned


Na people like una give the OP inspiration to come up wit dis kind write-up

hmmmmmmm!

braimeddy:
Actually I don't send pm. The only time I did dat, the girl deleted me from her bbm immediately she saw I displayed a lady on my dp. It's even the ladies who are more eager than d guys

how do u mean "ladies are more eager"

Mzflexydeeva:
u know d mods well abi?na so them they do.... I wonder the category them go dey.... Anyway u sure u are in 5?

sure na abi u don see my p.m before...anyways Lalasticlala be fair o

They are more desperate in getting a man. Cos I see no reason why she has to delete me from her bbm just because I put a pix of a lady on my dp. I just took her as a friend but it seems she wan taking it to another level

Mzflexydeeva:
how do u mean "ladies are more eager"

Mzflexydeeva:
hahahahahhah! Your list ke? Don't set NL on fire oooo. But guy! Which mod u Don package I sure say if u create topic like "I sneezed in public today" e go make front page... you re doing well... abeg share your pm experience cos u be d don...

I neva PM any babe before. Abi make I PM you ni?

braimeddy:
Actually I don't send pm. The only time I did dat, the girl deleted me from her bbm immediately she saw I displayed a lady on my dp . It's even the ladies who are more eager than d guys

ahn ahn !!! This is serious. Nawa for the girl oooo

Mzflexydeeva:
y u dey fear na

cuz d guy can concoct lies

AyamConfidence:
sure na abi u don see my p.m before...anyways Lalasticlala be fair o

no bother oooo lalasticlala no go answer you. Them no dey look here... u sure say if I go tru my email I no go see ur pm

braimeddy:
They are more desperate in getting a man. Cos I see no reason why she has to delete me from her bbm just because I put a pix of a lady on my dp. I just took her as a friend but it seems she wan taking it to another level

hmmmmmmmm! Let a counter thread roll

tosyne2much:
I neva PM any babe before. Abi make I PM you ni?

no pm me ooo! As u never pm any babe how many babes Don pm u?

Lol
We all know the ones that occupy no 1 list.