The interpretation of my News in Yoruba. The interpretation is in bold

Gongo so, kedere be wo ni ilu Roomu ni ale ojo
buruku esu gbomimu, sugbon pure water ni esu awon red devil gbamu ni
ale buruku yi ni igba ti awon egbe agba boolu Baka fi ewuro gbo oju
awon ManYu. Se lo daabi wipe awon Baka lo ko won wa si ori fiidi
idaraya naa.

It was all funfare and fireworks in the eternal city of Rome on this fateful night when Barcelona football club smeared red hot pepper on the faces of Manchester United football club. It was like Barcelona brought Man Utd to the field to admire the beautiful game.

Pere ti idije naa bere ni adodi C Ororo (CR7) bere
si se ese bi adiye nlo ipade molebi. Sugbon asole (Keeper) Valdes so
fun wipe ko ti po to. Bi iseju mewa nigba ti Iniesta gba boolu ti o so
si omo orile ede Kamerun - eyi ni Etoo, ni o ba fi eyin Fidisi (Vidic) gbo ile ti o si ko oju asole (GK) Fandasa (Van Der Saar) si oorun ale. Ayo di okan so odo (1-0).

Immediately the game started gay idol CR7 started throwing fancy footworks like a chicken going for family meeting but Goalkeeper Victor Valdes told him "He is not good enough" about ten minutes into the game, Andres Iniesta dribbled through the Man Utd midfield and threaded an inch perfect pass to Samuel Etoo who in turned Vidic inside out rubbing him on the grass and made goalkeeper VDS to face the midnight sun 1-0


Ere ni awon omo egbe agbaboolu ManYu pe, bi
idije na ti n tesiwaju o wa daju gbangban pe kijipa ki se ewu ati wipe
ere ti aja (ManYu) fi ogun odun sa, irin faaji ni fun esin (Baka). Bi
Safi (Xavi), Yaya Toure, Iniesta, Ehnri (Henry) ati aramanda odomode
kunrin Messi ti n fi won tayin, se ni oju awon ara agbabolu ManYu n le
bi ti rakunmi (Camel) ti won fun ni oogun idakole (Viagra).

Man Utd players didnt know what hit them as the game progreassed it became clearer that " The same race a dog(Man Utd) ran for 20 yrs, was just a stroll in the pack for Horses(Barcelona)", Xavi, Iniesta, Yaya Toure and Wonderkid Messi were simply toying with Man Utd players. And Man Utd players eyes were bloodshot like a camel on Viagra overdose .


Opelope awon orisa ile Olandii (Holland) ti
o wa leyin Fandasa (Van Der Saar) ko ba ti di boolu alawada (Novelty
match). N'ise ni oluko awon ManYu, alagba Fegusin (Ferguson) n rin
kaakiri bi akudaaya (familiar spirit) ti o si n je singoomu (chewing
gum) l'enu palapala bi aja ti on la omi.

The "gods" of Holland were solidly behind Van Der Saar else the game would have turned into a novelty match. The Manchester coach Sir Ferguson was just walking all over like a familiar spirit and chewing gum like a dog lapping water.


Ewe, ni abala keji (2nd half) kaka ki ewe agbon (palm fronds) de, pipele ni on pele
si, kaka ki o san ni ara iya aje, n'ise ni o fi gbogbo omo bi obinrin ni o. Kaka ki awon esu dudu ManYu ri nkankan gba, n'ise ni won sare kiri bi maalu ti o ja okun.

In the second half instead of things getting easier it was becoming much more difficult. Instead of the palm frond to wither if continues to sprout, Instead of the witch to have a rethink she went ahead and gave birth to all female, Instead of Man Utd players to improve their game, they were just running round the field like a Sallah ram who escaped from the ropes.


Ki a ma fa oro gun lo titi aramanda odomode
kunrin Messi ba fi ayo keji si, ayo ba di eeji so odo (2-0). Oro wa di
okete ti to si gbegiri ki eleko ko eko re lowo. Walahi, pabo ni gbogbo
akitiyan Tefesi (Tevez), Andasin (Anderson) ati Bebatofu (Berbatov) si
jasi. Ko da oogun oloro (drugs) Fedinnadi (Ferdinard) ko ran l'owo, be
si ni Pakii (J.S. Park) omo ilu Korea n sare kiri bi eni ti oku n le.

To cut things short, Wonderkid Lionel Messi scored the second goal bringing untold shame to the Man Utd backline as a 5ft 7 kid outthought and outjumped Giants Rio Ferdinand and VDS to make it 2-0. At this point it became like the proverbial rat who urinated in the pot of soup, everyone else has to find another meal for the night. WALAHI!!! All the efforts of Tevez, Anderson and berbatov were in vain. Ferdinand with his drugs couldnt save them from the shame and Park was running round the field like someone being chased by a Ghost.

Nigba ti o de oju re ni awon ManYu ba so di kaka ki eku ma je sese, a fi se
awadanu, adodi CR7 ati afin ko je iyo Scholes ba so di ijakadi, eyi ti se ooro t'Offa.

Ki ama soro ju, n'ise ni Baka gba ife eye lo si Spain.

When the going got tough, Man Utd players had to resort to dirty tactics, Rather for the rat not to eat the nuts in the bowl, He would rather turn the bowl upside down. CR7 and the albino who doesnt see well in daylight resorted to wrestling tactics which is major sport in OFFA. Cutting the story short, Barcelona carted the trophy to Spain.


Won ni aileja ni ita baba mi ko de ibiyi, egbe
agbaboolu Baka wa si ilu Roomu won si fi oju ManYu gbo ile. Ere boolu
ti gbo gbo agbalaye ti fi okan si wipe yi o dabi ija laarin Ife ati
Modakeke wa da bi ija laarin ilu Amerika ati Ilesha.

Elders say only a coward would say I cant fight outside my fathers compound, Barcelona came to Rome and pummeled Man Utd like it has not been done in a long time. The long awaited game and clash of the titans became a one sided affair. Instead of a gallant battle like Ife and Modakeke warfare It became a joke comparable to the United states fighting Ilesha. What an anticlimax!!!!

Eerin ati ayo ni Baka fi lo si ile, ti ManYu ati awon ololufe re si sokun bi egbere, o ga o!!!

Barcelona fans and players went home with joy while Man Utd coaches, players and fans went home crying like bush babies. Na WA O


Abeg who can do the Pidgin English and other languages version of this piece

Dayo, e be like say you don mara finally.

Ibime,

Translate for Izon language. Na for resource control you go dey claim Ijaw, Now to blow language dey hard you

Dayo,

I only speak Igbo

Correspondence would translate in the following language

Mukina: Wolof/krio
Ibime : Izon
Presido/Hemp: Igbo
Cristal/Bluediva: Edo languages
A-40/Allboys: Waffi
Mukina : Pictures
Brash: Patois ( Thought he said his name is Doyin )
Switch: Smileys
Sharon: Cusses
Any freelance reporter is also welcome

Ibime for language you don turn Igbo

If I ever hear resource control for ya mouth again

lol!

Who go do the pidgin english version?

Bgees,

Anyone can do any language but make sure nothing is lost in translation

I cud do the spanish if possible cos Spain is the European king.

So Crizzle na Edo girl?

I always loved them Benin people. It must be a familial thing cos we Izons came from there. Them correct no be small. 

When the going got tough, Man Utd players had to resort to dirty tactics, Rather for the rat not to eat the nuts in the bowl, He would rather turn the bowl upside down. CR7 and the albino who doesnt see well in daylight resorted to wrestling tactics which is major sport in OFFA. Cutting the story short, Barcelona carted the trophy to Spain.

Cuando las cosas se ponían difíciles, Man Utd jugadores tenido que recurrir a tácticas sucias, en vez de la rata no comer los frutos de cáscara en el plato, él prefiere su vez, el bol boca abajo. CR7 y el albino que no ve bien a plena luz del día recurrido a tácticas de lucha que es importante el deporte en Offa. Corte corto de la historia, Barcelona carted el trofeo a España.

In spanish

khanye:

CR7 and the albino who doesnt see well in daylight resorted to wrestling tactics which is major sport in OFFA.

Speaking of albino, we all know Iniesta is the only albino in professional football!

Ibime:

Speaking of albino, we all know Iniesta is the only albino in professional football!

Na Scholes

Shey u want make i translate for pidgin ni?

abeg ooo . . .

DK don dey marra trur true - this is just too Gbasky . .too funny

Make Sauron help us translate too for Serbian language na

Dayo
you don crase

All my correspondence, I am expecting your version in the language assigned.

Sauron can do Serbian he learnt from Vidic, Ljalic and Tosic

Thanks Ebony. I am a core yoruba boy na

Wey my other correspondence oh

correspon kini?

This is so nice

This is a wonder piece of work, i like the quality of the yoruba and it's soooooo funny

Why Dayo no do one on Bayern's failure to win the Bundesliga?

My correspodence where una dey?

4play do the one for Igbo.

4play kindly explain what went wrong why the best team in EPL with a strong 11 couldnt beat a depleted Barca defence.

Not only that, Gave us the most one sided finals in a long time

No be the same Barca wey beat una like say na BDSM?