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Pls Kindly Judge This Matter by alberson(f): 1:39pm On Dec 03, 2015
Pls kindly judge this matter.....I was in a taxi,chatting with my friend on whatsapp and suddenly discovered that the man sitting beside me was reading my conversation. Since I did not want to embarrass the man, l decided to change the topic, I wrote: "Abeg oga, please tell Kabiru Sokoto or Abdullahi that I only took two of the bombs we just manufactured for this operation. Let them know as well that I may find it difficult to get to the target place before the bombs explode because there is terrible traffic jam now but nevertheless, I am sure casualty figure will be high since we are five in our taxi and all the vehicles in the traffic will be affected too. We have less than 3minutes for the bomb to go off. Bye and take care of my parents and siblings as agreed. The Man, without allowing the taxi to stop suddenly opened the taxi door and jumped out. He was knocked down by a passing truck and eventually died. Pls who killed him?..Me or Amebo?
Re: Pls Kindly Judge This Matter by Lucialovely(f): 1:42pm On Dec 03, 2015
grin grin. Not minding his business did
Re: Pls Kindly Judge This Matter by fromnigeria(m): 1:44pm On Dec 03, 2015
I just lol for this first time today.


Youself and Amebo did. grin

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Re: Pls Kindly Judge This Matter by JeffreyJamez(m): 1:44pm On Dec 03, 2015
Amebo... hahahahahahahahaha
Re: Pls Kindly Judge This Matter by alberson(f): 1:45pm On Dec 03, 2015
Lucialovely:
grin grin. Not minding his business did


thank you jare!

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Re: Pls Kindly Judge This Matter by armadeo(m): 1:56pm On Dec 03, 2015
You should have opened a picture of a nose and tagged it " passenger beside me" your nose is I my biz.


Lol anyway


He committed suicide by poke nosing

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