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What Is A Million Years? by imomoh24(m): 2:56am On Oct 19, 2006 |
A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries of life and his own personal problems. The man couldn't find the answers, so he sought help from God. "God? You there, God?" he asked "Yes. What is it, my son?" God answered. "Mind if I ask a few questions?" the man asked. "Go ahead, my son, anything." "God, what is a million years to you?" God answered, "A million years to me is only a second." The man asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?" God replied, "A million dollars to me is worth only a penny." The man lifted his eyebrows and asked his final question. "God, can I have a penny?" God answered, "Sure, give me a second." |
Re: What Is A Million Years? by naijafan(m): 11:07am On Oct 19, 2006 |
he definately wouldnt want to wait a million years! nice one |
Re: What Is A Million Years? by sexyLeamon(f): 3:53pm On Jul 24, 2009 |
I really like this joke nice |
Re: What Is A Million Years? by biola44: 4:08pm On Jul 24, 2009 |
;d :d |
Re: What Is A Million Years? by blissieng(f): 4:37pm On Jul 24, 2009 |
MORE SAY U CAN. . . naijafan! @poster, but stale. |
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