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Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by Xeedorf: 6:13pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Dasuki: Grin Grin Grin (phone rings) Patient Jonathan: Hello, nah who be dat? Dasuki: Your Excellency sir, good morning. Patient Jonathan: No be oga dey talk, na me Mama Peace dey talk. Dasuki: Sorry ma, good morning ma. Na Dasuki dey call ma. Patient Jonathan: ehn, Morring. Wetin you want? Dasuki: Dem don arrest me. Patient Jonathan: Wetin you do? Dasuki: Dem say I steal $2.1B money meant for ammunition for our soldiers. Patient Jonathan: Na true? Dasuki: em em em, I am... Patient Jonathan: kip kwayeti, na only you waka come? Dasuki: No be only me o. Dokpesi dey o. Patient Jonathan: Shey dat AIT man? Wetin him do again? Dasuki: Him sef get N2.1B from the money. Patient Jonathan: God catch am! Dasuki: Bafarawa sef dey here o Patient Jonathan: Ah ha, Batagata gini? who be dat? wetin him do? Dasuki: Na our Chief Imam o. Na him collect N4.2B to take organise all the imams for nijiria wey pray for oga for second term o. Patient Jonathan: Shey we win? No be fake prayer dem do? Dasuki: I no know ma. Patient Jonathan: Issorait. shey na all of una dem don carry? Dasuki: No o, na only three of us. Patient Jonathan: Three of una, Oritsejafor nko? Dasuki: Dem never arrest am. Patient Jonathan: Wat of my father-in-law, Edwin Clarke? Dasuki: Dem never catch am ma. Patient Jonathan: Orubebe nko? Dasuki: E no dey with us but him dey face different trial. Patient Jonathan: uhm, uhm dis man nko? Okpepe abi wetin dem call am? Dasuki: Okupe ma. him never join us. Patient Jonathan: E good like dat. Na so una deceive my husband. God don catch una. My husband no dey o. No call this number again o. (Gbam, phone drop). Patient Jonathan: (Sitting and thinking), eewo! eewo!!! eewo!!! dis people don kill Nijiria o. Ah, Dia ris God o. Dia ris God o. Na somebody dream I share Strictly for laugh. No take am serious oo 44 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by crispberry(f): 6:36pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Lol 1 Like |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by joa2013: 6:36pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
good |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by Nobody: 6:49pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Great |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by jaymichael(m): 7:15pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
A round of applause. 1 Like |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by Raddie(m): 8:03pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Lol!
You follow dream the dream? |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by YUSUPH1986(m): 8:47pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Guy u don make my day, u ar jxt gud. U sabi ao 2 put d word 2geda |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by abumeinben(m): 9:14pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
don't make me laugh... hehehe...hihihi...hahahaha |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by tishbite709(m): 9:20pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Jonah swallow fish, no, fish swallow Jonah............................ There was a swallow of our money sha 2 Likes |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by flokii: 9:31pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Xeedorf: correct man... very nice |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by Nobody: 9:48pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Lok funny. |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by orobs93(m): 10:00pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Yes funny Aswear |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by 2dillu2(m): 10:23pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
@op kontinu |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by Awoofawo(m): 10:34pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Op how you come know all the name of those involved in chopping our money, you follow them chop? 1 Like |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by yapapa: 10:35pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
lmao...mad op... apart from leadership probs... Nigerians are the happiest, funniest, bravest ,kindest ppl on earth.#fact 1 Like |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by sherrylo: 10:38pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Whaoooo creative OP |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by kokoA(m): 10:57pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Continues after dropping the call... Mama Peace: Jona! Jona!! Ejona eehh!! GEJ: Yes darling, wharizit? Mama Peace: Na Sambo call o GEJ: Who is Sambo? Dat my VP that year? Mama Peace: No o, na dat our national secetariate adiviser.. GEJ: ehmm ehmmm you mean national security adviser? Mama Peace: All join, na dsame thing we dey talk. GEJ: what dis he say? Mama Peace: Him talk say Baba yaf arrest him and dat AIT man and that Batamawa.. abi na wetin dem call am sef. GEJ: Who is Batman? Mama Peace: Kai Jona boy you can make person laugh ehn No be Batman, na dat awusa man wey collect our money to settle all the Imans naw, remember? GEJ: Oh! Bafarawa! Mama Peace: Ehen! Yes. Batamawa.. GEJ: Ah! There is trouble o.. I need to call Abdulsalami and Rev. Kukah fast fast! Ah! This is not part of our agreement with Baba before the election naw.. Mama Peace: Wetin concern dat awusa man with white bia bia for dis mata naw? Me Ayam thanking God say dem don catch all those people wey collect our money chop. All those people's that make I no be fes lady again. Ah! My husband, diarisgod oo.. I think say dem chop our money go free o.. **dancing** GEJ: Sharap woman! I'm thinking here! 12 Likes |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by DSSHQ: 1:49am On Dec 08, 2015 |
Lol cool |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by babadem2much(m): 4:10am On Dec 08, 2015 |
Lwkmd |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by edo3(m): 5:09am On Dec 08, 2015 |
Correct! |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by YoursGEJ(m): 5:15am On Dec 08, 2015 |
From the book of Buhari 13:22 - For what shall it profit a man to embezzle money for defeating boko haram only to end up in Kirikiri? 1 Like |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by Pheals(f): 6:57am On Dec 08, 2015 |
My president U are bless, the lord says U should carry on - ayo orisejafor Abeg go carry him ooooo, wasn't his plane serving as millitary plane to carry weapons 1 Like |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by moyinoluwabun(m): 7:05am On Dec 08, 2015 |
Very hilarious |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by blazetitov: 7:09am On Dec 08, 2015 |
Dats was funny. |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by Iroh88(m): 8:06am On Dec 08, 2015 |
Lmao!! Frankly, I wish the convo wouldn't end. Was enjoying every bit of it. |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by Badboiz(m): 8:46am On Dec 08, 2015 |
Nice one.. |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by vedaxcool(m): 9:01am On Dec 08, 2015 |
Even Patience follow deceive Jonadumbo |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by Nobody: 9:28am On Dec 08, 2015 |
Hahaha... am I the only one with a crush on mama peace? |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by oglalasioux(m): 9:58am On Dec 08, 2015 |
Hilarious but instructive. |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by pedrilo: 10:10am On Dec 08, 2015 |
funny |
Re: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by Xeedorf: 8:45pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
These is just made me to remember that Patience Jonathan wailing during the campaign. Frankly speaking it was meaningless to me then..... I took it as one of their incoherent and illogical sayings of the husband and wife of Jonathan!!! Patience Jonathan was shouting on top her voice : BETTER VOTE FOR US OR DO YOU WANT YOUR HUSBAND TO GO TO JAIL OR DO YOU WANT TO BE TAKING FOOD TO YOUR HUSBAND IN PRISON |
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