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New Method That Guys Use To Ask Ladies Out by adainternet14: 2:57pm On Dec 08, 2015
I was about leaving the church premises today when i saw my friend toasting a lady at the church gate.I no be akproko o, but this was their conversation below

GUY: Do you have a boyfriend?

LADY: Nope. I don’t want to have a boyfriend.

GUY: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”

LADY: But I don’t love you.

GUY: 1 John 4:8 “Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love.”

LADY: But how can I be sure that you’re loyal and honest?

GUY: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.”

LADY: But I’m busy, I’m still studying.

GUY: Ecclesiastes 3:1 “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.”

LADY: But why me? There are lot of girls out there.

GUY: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things,but you surpass them all.”

Onome: But what is in me that you like?

GUY: Song of Solomon 4:7 “You are altogether beautiful, my darling there is no flaw in you.”

LADY: But I’m not beautiful.

GUY: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”

LADY: What do you want to happen?

GUY: 2 Corinthians 2:4 “For I wrote you out of great distress and anguish of heart and with many tears, not to grieve you but to let you know the depth of my love for you”

ONE WORD FOR THIS GUY

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Re: New Method That Guys Use To Ask Ladies Out by Nobody: 3:03pm On Dec 08, 2015
That guy shud join the Bible Drill Olympics...for sure he'll win.. grin

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Re: New Method That Guys Use To Ask Ladies Out by divinehand2003(m): 3:18pm On Dec 08, 2015
Biblical player
Re: New Method That Guys Use To Ask Ladies Out by Tpainzee(m): 12:55am On Dec 09, 2015
D guy z a badt guy...! Lols

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