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Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian by Heazy2015(m): 9:20pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
If your Mum say of the below list points, then don’t
panic, She is truly a Nigerian
See the List:-
1. When she says “Get my kini” and believes with all
confidence that she gave birth to a mind reader
2. When you say “mommy, I’m Sorry” and she replies
“Sorry for
yourself”
3. When you ask her where you should drop
something and she says : “drop it on my head now.”
4. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from
a party.
5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and she
replied: “why wont
you have malaria when you have been pressing phone
since morning”
6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and she
replies: “soo the
person that came first has two heads, abi?”
7. When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to
punish you.
8. When you’re watching TV with her and then she
sleeps off and still
doesn’t want you to change the channel
9. If when you tell her you are going to friends place
and she be like:
when last did they come here to play with you?
10. When your mum asks you if the food is enough
and you reply no and she says go and drink water
11. When she tells you if I hear ‘Peem or phim’, you
will hear ‘ween’.
12. When she touches hot pot comfortably without a
napkin
13. When with one look she tells you, you will get the
beating of your
life when you get home
14. When you say: my wedding will be
baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your
wedding will not be bad in Jesus name
15. When she tells you: ‘I didn’t kill my mother, so you
cannot or will
not kill me’ 16. When she calls you from your room
upstairs and
then sends you back
upstairs to bring her purse…
17. When you ask her to help you with your home
work and she advised: go and meet your brother. You
then say, so you don’t even know it and
she replies: (it is your father’s family members that
are dullards) 1
8. When you ask her to refund the money you lend
her and she tells you “all the food you’ve been eating
at home nko?”
19. If she is more accurate with her slippers than
Robin Hood is, with arrows.
20. Feel free to add yours |
Re: Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian by RobinHez(m): 10:09pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
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