(In a Man's voice)

I know right, it’s Jesus’ birthday, not her birthday. But if you want peace of mind  this festive season and probably stay alive long enough to see 2016, you better not share that ideology with her.lol

Guys. here are five suggestions on what to get your woman this Christmas

1. A great food processor

Although many comedians and tabloids have tried to portray Nigerian girls as fast-food lovers, the truth is that they love to cook!

With the modern technology making cooking easier and faster, the average Nigerian girl has a food machine on their ‘Santa’s list’. Get her a food processor with several blades and functions, and you are on your way to stealing her heart.

2. Who needs gifts, give me husband

This applies to the single girl. African women are raised to be homely and family-oriented, and so  majority of them who are above 25 and yet unmarried have the intense longing for a husband with whom they can start a family with.

While most of them will never admit it, a glance on their wishlist will reveal snagging a “husband” as Number 1. If you are dating a Nigerian girl, this Christmas might just be the best time to propose to her, that way you help both Santa and yourself. Also, if you are a single brother, ready for marriage and searching for your ‘missing rib’…go find a sister and propose.

3.  Gym membership

Keeping fit and looking trim is the new trend for Nigerian girls, especially those in Lagos, and so, a majority of them are saving their hard earned registered in gym – the idea basically is to look like most of the celebrities.

Unfortunately, not all gyms offer great services and those who are unable to gain gym membership at the top sweatshops where they can get great work out, keep wishing for membership. They hope that somehow, Santa will touch someone to get them registered in one of the gyms, and for free too.

4. A Hamper

Christmas is a time for merriment and celebration. A hamper always does the magic. Make sure there are plenty of chocolates and a wine in the hamper.

Gift baskets are a timeless present suitable for birthdays, holidays and other occasions where you want to show appreciation for someone.


5. Cash

Forget Nigerian girls, every single human in the country and the world would do almost anything for an unlimited expense account. Shoes, clothes, hair, spa time…they all cost money, and usually, for the average lady, it is a bit of a challenge getting everything you need to stay on top of the fashion game.

Also with an unlimited expense account, it would easy to set up dream businesses and live an organized life. While they know there is a slim chance of this wish coming true, these girls still include it on their list in faith.

Any girl that is not married at the age of 25 is a LovePeddler...

what about the singles guys?

any girl that is not married at 25 is irresponsible

OP, come and see what u have caused. So it is now a crime for a lady who is 25 and above to be single? Na wa o.

OP I hope u are less than 25 sha, cos these boys are not smilling

It's their mentality nah! What do u expect from kids of low IQ

komek:
OP, come and see what u have caused. So it is now a crime for a lady who is 25 and above to be single? Na wa o.

OP I hope u are less than 25 sha, cos these boys are not smilling