The 3 pastors



Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after a busy Sunday.
They agreed its so difficult preaching to people all the time and no one preaches to them.

Sitting by the river with little response from the hooks one pastor thought of sharing his heart with others. He said "guys its rare to get such an opportunity to be among ourselves like this. It would be good if we look into our lives and help each other with our weaknesses".
They all agreed to this.

1. This pastor said "Gentlemen I need help! The people in my church give a lot of money every week. I started taking little by little but now I take a big chunk. I can't stop stealing from the church please pray for me. The day they will find out I will be fired"!

2. Another pastor said "brothers your sins are better than mine! I have slept with every woman in the church including married women.
As I preach my eyes hover over the congregation looking for the next prey. If this is discovered people will not fire me, they will kill me!"

3. The last pastor's feet were shaking as they were talking. They thought he had a big story to tell. He stood up and said "My brothers my problem is gossip! I can't sit anymore. I have to share your stories with other people! I will be back!

lol
buh dis was posted here b4 na. . .i cnt shout mahn

we all know u have a tiny voice

how do u knw dat? lol nawa

na true?

yes na true

e dey smoke igbo ni?

i think so

nice joke

Just a senseless joke

Ogaga4Luv:

No,im not sure she can take in Ganja energy

dnt be so sure. . . . neways ganja or waeva its called isnt goood so why on earth should i take it?>>>>>

twisted milk indeed

Cock" Twisted milk"-is more preferable than ganja.


Te hehehe hehehe

Jealous Poster ,lol
na your thread?

mykali:

Mr Feelgood

you are under arrest for the violation of Nairaland Copy and Paste Law
and joke ownership Law of 1721

you are hearby sentenced to feel bad forever.

i don post this joke b4 na.

won ti fi se ni.ki n'se bi eeeeeeee[color=#770077][/color]

english pls

eeeeyaaaaa,speak igbo now.lol

if any pastor see dis joke he go put ure name 4 his list wey u go answer on the dee day

werrin happen

pastors r meant 2 say d truth always, d 3rd paster aint all dat bad,

I like the pastor 4 wat he is

na person like u nah