Are u a beautiful girl, who is adventurous and likes being treated like a queen? Then read on,

Have you always dreamt of an unending blissful affair in a fairy love island? Then stop dreaming because the reality is here with u at last,

Have your heart been broken and you are craving for that missing melody in your disjointed song? Then pause and give this a thought,

So where are those pretty princesses desiring a soul mate? STOP SEARCHING NOW!! Your answer is a click away, just holla me asap.

Now, don't see me as arrogant. No, I'm not at all. I am very serious. I am a caring young man, with a character I can describe as 'simple complexity', possessing such spontaneity and surprises as to keep a lady always on her toes. I am not a polygamist, so I only need one girl, I'm not a player or time waster, so will not want multi-dating. First to contact will like me and may definitely get hooked. Only serious people pleaseeeeeeee

Never mind if we may have some differences, because I'll offer you a steamy and passionate love, which is able to melt all our differences into a perfect whole.

I have poured out the waters of my soul to wash your feet, please don't trample it underfoot. Just take a chance on me,

Here is a 21st century advert.

Hope you find ya girl o, Honey-pot (funny nickname).

good luck dude

Bhola:

Here is a 21st century advert.

Hope you find ya girl o, Honey-pot (funny nickname).

Bhola, what do u think my chances are. Yeah, funny nickname but serious advert

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Honey-pot, kai, I find it hard to talk seriously with a nickname like that. Ok, let me get serious a little. If you really want me to answer that question seriously, then be prepared for it.

Your chances on this site, zero. We(Nigerians) might think we are all modern and stuff, but Nigerian girls aint ready for this. They go about feeling all modern and 21st century women, but na, they aint.

Never say never tho. I have dated guys I met online and they have all turned out to be great people.

So good luck.

Wow. Bhola u got that right, its hard not to chuckle at this post!

make the guy they wait na . he would find someone here soon

@Bhola, stop all those yarns and apply to the guy or make u dash am ur sister. Lol, long time

kitaun:

@Bhola, stop all those yarns and apply to the guy or make u dash am your sister. Lol, long time

Kitaun, make I apply to the guy? You na, you sabi me. The guy no get enough money. Abi, Honey-Pot, I lie? Come to think of it, I might have a girl for you o.

You have a girl for him. Just talk true say the girl you are talking about is YOU

Candy, which one be ur biz 4 dia? Bhola don challenge d guy say hin no get money so make d guy come defend himself first b4 we go know way 4ward? Mind u bhola na my sister make u know misyarn o! or else i go headbútt u pass dat Zidane type

thats not funny

Cos it wasn't meant to be funny lol

Candylips, my bro, has answered you, so you no need any answer from me.

Bro, how you dey? Persin no see you for yahoo again o. Take care sha.

Honey-pot, I bin dey wait for your reply.

Bhola, most times that am online these days na sleep time for u but hope to catch u pretty soon. No mind candylips jare hin wahala too much, na one big-time attention seeker#

Bhola, I thought u were my friend. Are u planning to arrange an Iraqi girl for me?

Bhola:

Kitaun, make I apply to the guy? You na, you sabi me. The guy no get enough money. Abi, Honey-Pot, I lie? Come to think of it, I might have a girl for you o.

C'mon Bhola, what do u mean by that. What happened to true love? What happened to hope? What has money got to do with love. I need a girl who can invest her 'life' in me, a patient girl who can wait for an aspiring guy, a girl i can build a blissful tomorrow with even though today might not be palatable.

Okay enough of this long story, Bhola i don't have money, and forget this gist of having a girl for me. Can u go out with a guy who is struggling, a guy who u might be assisting with finances initially while waiting for him to come to top speed in terms of his earning power, and are u ready to wait and wait and wait until things get better hopefully, and that is if they do become better eventually,

@Candylips
Thanks for your support, for standing by me. I think i'm getting there soon, there seems to be some flickers of light at the end of the tunnel, or what do u think?

Moved to the dating zone.

Honey-pot, Oyin in pot, you got jokes o.

Whish kin curse be that? A struggling guy, that has no hope of making it and I should keep on waiting and waiting? Haba, na so you no like me? So, whish kin curse come dey on top of the man head, wey no go let am succeed in life?

Anyway, Honey-pot, I know you are not broke or struggling, but still your money is not enough. No worry, we go find you girl.

what won't we see