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Nudist Colony by blissieng(f): 11:13am On Jun 10, 2009 |
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me? The man replies, "No, what do you mean?" She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man "No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer. "You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart,it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him. The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says. The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee." "But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities." The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day." |
Re: Nudist Colony by romsky: 11:23am On Jun 10, 2009 |
Re: Nudist Colony by parki: 11:33am On Jun 10, 2009 |
which levels sef ok blisseing stop ur copy and paste if not we will hold u for plagarism |
Re: Nudist Colony by blissieng(f): 11:39am On Jun 10, 2009 |
I see joke wey make me laff, I bring am come here outta love and these ungrateful ppl cant appreciate! What does a sista have to do now? |
Re: Nudist Colony by parki: 11:43am On Jun 10, 2009 |
i know o but u knw say e get pple wey be say their work na to they look who dey copy and paste for here i just wonder how much seun tthey pay this kain pple sef |
Re: Nudist Colony by blissieng(f): 11:51am On Jun 10, 2009 |
I dey guilty of that, but my own na joke I dey joke . . . n I no dey put link to proove point . Usually I go just type *STALE* for the thread. |
Re: Nudist Colony by romsky: 11:58am On Jun 10, 2009 |
ble stop sticking tongue out lyk an overused towel |
Re: Nudist Colony by blissieng(f): 11:59am On Jun 10, 2009 |
y e dey pain you na? I hold ya own? stick am out now, abi u no get tongue? |
Re: Nudist Colony by parki: 12:16pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
he cant now him sef knw the condition of hw him teeth dey na y shame dey catch am to even open mouth |
Re: Nudist Colony by blissieng(f): 12:24pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
:d :d :d :d |
Re: Nudist Colony by Lolabbey: 12:25pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
error dear |
Re: Nudist Colony by blissieng(f): 12:58pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
says who? |
Re: Nudist Colony by parki: 1:07pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
says the mama of NLD |
Re: Nudist Colony by sylve11: 1:10pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
and na who be the mama? |
Re: Nudist Colony by parki: 1:19pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
i for mention names but e come be like say the person don already sabi im sef |
Re: Nudist Colony by Lolabbey: 1:23pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
hmmmmmmmmm |
Re: Nudist Colony by parki: 1:26pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
receive ur healing and speak open ur mouth if u believe in miracles |
Re: Nudist Colony by romsky: 3:43pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
mammy water annointing |
Re: Nudist Colony by sylve11: 3:58pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
wetin be mammy water? |
Re: Nudist Colony by mykali(m): 8:34pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
i laugh. |
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