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Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by rottennaija(m): 7:21pm On Dec 25, 2015
mystic70563:
I will jst do online transfer to my other bank account

It can still be tracked, especially with this bvn
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Tintinnoty(m): 7:32pm On Dec 25, 2015
chichriso:


it shouldnt have made front page considering the personality involved and the state of the country now.


Seun take note!!!!



Did you just say personalilty same people that has brought the name of the country into disrepute
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Tintinnoty(m): 7:34pm On Dec 25, 2015
xreal:

Most people are getting the figures wrong. It is actually 4.2 billion.
i wonder o lots of pple are mistaking the figure for 4.2million
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by jimi4us: 7:41pm On Dec 25, 2015
I go just find one chair go sit down for ATM machine dey make withdrawals.
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Cutehector(m): 7:42pm On Dec 25, 2015
Carlifonia sharply... No time
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by jstriker442(m): 8:01pm On Dec 25, 2015
Vivly:
How is 'C' an option? You run out of the country because of 4million devalued Naira?
thats bout 1 million dollars dear ***vely, vely flenty ooo**~
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Nobody: 8:05pm On Dec 25, 2015
Datz where you all qet it wrong..........report to efcc.....and I promise you.....buhari will appoint u as one of his advisers.......because he like working wit people of integrity lyk amaechi...lol...............m gona withdraw it and deposit it in my 5 acc to avoid suspicion..........
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by DarkHenrie(m): 8:13pm On Dec 25, 2015
You better report to the EFCC immediately. Keeping or withdrawing such amount can land you in kirikiri.
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by mcprince32(m): 8:18pm On Dec 25, 2015
Ask God how?
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by masterpat(m): 8:30pm On Dec 25, 2015
Vivly:
How is 'C' an option? You run out of the country because of 4million devalued Naira?

Madam look again
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Nobody: 8:35pm On Dec 25, 2015
first withdraw all the money, then run out of the country and keep quiet
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by khemmy20(f): 8:36pm On Dec 25, 2015
If it is true na operation clean sweep I go do am shocked
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by ajebuter(f): 8:40pm On Dec 25, 2015
bettercreature:
Report to EFCC,I wouldn't want to end up in jail

Lie Muhammed! grin grin
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by MhizterWalker(m): 8:58pm On Dec 25, 2015
IREDURUI:
1. coded01(m): Quote Post
Combo...

A. Report to EFCC

B Keep quiet

C. Run out of the country *runs faster than usain bolt*

1. coded01(m): Quote Post
Combo...

A. Report to EFCC

B Keep quiet

C. Run out of the country *[b]runs faster than usain bolt* grin grin

D. Withdraw it immediately. Withdraw it immediately
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by tranxo(m): 9:16pm On Dec 25, 2015
Tintinnoty:
Wishing all fellow nairalanders merry christmas.

Imagine getting this as a christmass gift from the all time santa claus call Dasuki....

What would you do if you got this alert today? ---------------

----------- Alert:Credit
Acct:1XX..20X Amt:N4,200,000, 000
Rmks:COL SAMBO DASUKI (NSA)
25 DEC 15 By:25-Dec-2015
15:59:26 Bal: N4,216,549.56
--------------- ----------

A. Report to EFCC

B. Keep quiet

C. Run out of the country

D. Withdraw it immediately



lalasticlala your respond is needed here o
for you to receive a credit alert of 4.2bn and your balance became 4.2m, you have been owing the bank 4.1bn

See your life.
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by 1miccza: 9:25pm On Dec 25, 2015
kylekent55:
I cannot accept stolen fund cus I dnt wana rot in hell. Mtchewww
Vanity upon vanity. YOU WANT TO REAP WHAT YOU DIDNOT SOW

See pastor??If i hear??Na una type dey bad pass
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by amiskurie(m): 9:45pm On Dec 25, 2015
That's 4.2billion.
I will get all the best lawyers Nigeria ever had,sue everything sueable to keep a good percentage of it.
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by astrid97(f): 10:04pm On Dec 25, 2015
Report to EFCC Jejely...



#iffahear...am i mad?!
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by adeife16(m): 10:14pm On Dec 25, 2015
adioolayi:
1. Go and confirm from ATM

2. If 1 is true...get a deep sleep (To avoid day dreaming)

3. Wake..go ATM again... go confirm

4. If 3 is true...then start walking up and down the street doing nothing.......just walking!
In conclusion, I dont know what I will do!


NB: don't mind me...have never had #1M before..not to talk of #4B....that's a lot of money to me grin grin
true talk
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by honvalid(m): 10:34pm On Dec 25, 2015
I can't say what iwill do oo.May be till den sha make I see am first.
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Dbeze: 10:43pm On Dec 25, 2015
Give some to Buhari so I can mention him when d time comes
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by ashade123: 11:57pm On Dec 25, 2015
In Jesus name we pray ! Amen Amen Amen Fire !
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Handsometeeg(m): 12:35am On Dec 26, 2015
Withdraw quickly
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Emyogalanya: 3:41am On Dec 26, 2015
I'll invite Korede bello to my thanksgiving service and and have him sing that his melodious song for me. I'll buy Jesus one big cow for him to use celebrarte him birthday
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by eddiebomba(m): 5:26am On Dec 26, 2015
E. Keep dreaming till the effect of akpu overload wears off
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by eddiebomba(m): 5:29am On Dec 26, 2015
Tintinnoty:
Wishing all fellow nairalanders merry christmas.

Imagine getting this as a christmass gift from the all time santa claus call Dasuki....

What would you do if you got this alert today? ---------------

----------- Alert:Credit
Acct:1XX..20X Amt:N4,200,000, 000
Rmks:COL SAMBO DASUKI (NSA)
25 DEC 15 By:25-Dec-2015
15:59:26 Bal: N4,216,549.56
--------------- ----------

A. Report to EFCC

B. Keep quiet

C. Run out of the country

D. Withdraw it immediately



lalasticlala your respond is needed here o

E. Keep dreaming till the effect of akpu overload wears off grin
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by ej4sub: 7:27am On Dec 26, 2015
Sambisa donation..
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by princeBlack77(m): 7:56am On Dec 26, 2015
[quote author=coded01 post=41319898]A. Report to EFCC Report weytin...angry

B Keep quiet lipsrsealed

C. Run out of the country *runs faster than usain bolt* grin

D. Withdraw it immediately *no time* cool[/]cant stop laughing
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by netmillionaires(m): 10:31am On Dec 26, 2015
Wetin OP dey write... Sombody send U 4,000,000,000 (4 billion) and ur balance still dey read 4 million plus. Who withdraw d remaining amount?
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by shevon: 12:45pm On Dec 26, 2015
Tintinnoty:
Wishing all fellow nairalanders merry christmas.

Imagine getting this as a christmass gift from the all time santa claus call Dasuki....

What would you do if you got this alert today? ---------------

----------- Alert:Credit
Acct:1XX..20X Amt:N4,200,000, 000
Rmks:COL SAMBO DASUKI (NSA)
25 DEC 15 By:25-Dec-2015
15:59:26 Bal: N4,216,549.56
--------------- ----------

A. Report to EFCC

B. Keep quiet

C. Run out of the country

D. Withdraw it immediately



lalasticlala your respond is needed here o

This is supposed to be a MCQ.
Where is option E. B, C & D?
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Temmyh: 1:15pm On Dec 26, 2015
I am thinking of helping out in some small way. Can really serious aplicants wishing to resume on 1st February 2016 as Territorial Sales Representatives in various locations in Lagos indicate their interestvia email? The salary will be quite small on commencement(20, 000) monthly but there will be no need for transportation as each territory will be restricted to the candidates residential axis. Weekly meetings will be in Lagos. There will be salary increase after the initial trainee spell of 3 months. bchi please note. Further details will be provided in the vacancies section subsequently. Temmyh.

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