1. Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay.

2. There would be a cure for stretch marks.

3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

6. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

7. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

8. They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

9. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.

10. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

11. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

12. They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

13. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

14. Women would rule the world.

lwkmd

@don
hope u are not speaking from experience

@@@@@@@@@Jeovy


e b like say u no no me, na beat i dey beat people like u

lwkmd

lol @ post

If i were a girllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. . . .

arnt you?

nope. . .

I am def a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn

werin u be. . . A. I?

e be like say na u go i ordain me e-loff as i don divorce

werin say ye?

na so u wan take toast me?

I don suffer! Surely u can do berra. . .

make i write application?

yes

@obirin. . .

i notice you're new on here. . .so state ur purpose or

forever hold ya peace

thanks dear. . .

u'r welcom

mama. . .dem no tell me say me n u dem wan join as e-loffer??

na bliss i been dey greet o

ALL my "damsels" done live me go

@poster
If wishes were horses,

@ashaby

make i cum join u for ur room??

@ayamatanga

why u dey appear everywhere i dey like dis. . . na u dem wan use do me for NL?

werin do u pomade??

pomade cream

he invented it dear

for crying it loud pls tell dem again as if say dey never hearam

na username be rat? chineke