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During Adam N Eve Time --------- Adam's First Mistake by DONFASZY(m): 3:32pm On Jun 10, 2009
So, after Adam was created, there he was in the Garden of Eden. Of course it wasn't good for hime to be all by himself, so the Lord came down to visit.

"Adam," He said, "I have a plan to make you much, much happier. I'm going to give you a companion, a helpmate for you, someone who will fulfill your every need and desire. Someone who will be faithful, loving, and obedient. Someone who will make you feel wonderful every day of your life."

Adam was stunned. "That sounds incredible."

"Well, it is," replied the Lord. "But it doesn't come for free. In fact this is someone so special that it's going to cost and arm and a leg."

"That's a pretty high price to pay," said Adam. "What can I get for a rib?"


NA RIB PRODUCE WOMAN, WHAT OF IF NA LEG ADAM GIVE GOD

MAN FOR SUFFER DIE

MAYBE LEG = 1,000,000 WOMAN IN ONE
Re: During Adam N Eve Time --------- Adam's First Mistake by romsky: 3:35pm On Jun 10, 2009
awww poor adam embarassed

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