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Brain Transplant by DONFASZY(m): 3:40pm On Jun 10, 2009
At a hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

Surveying the worried faces, the doctor said: "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news. The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, a you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. One man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more expensive?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and said to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've been used."
Re: Brain Transplant by DONFASZY(m): 12:59pm On Jun 12, 2009
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Re: Brain Transplant by v3: 1:26pm On Jun 12, 2009
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Re: Brain Transplant by DONFASZY(m): 4:13pm On Jul 06, 2009
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Re: Brain Transplant by clemcykul(f): 10:54am On Jul 07, 2009
the same to u

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