A man has lost his job and his girlfriend just left him. He decides to go to the beach and relax. God comes to him, and says; "My son, I see that you are down on your luck, I will grant you one wish."

The man says; "I need a vacation, but cannot afford it, could you build a bridge from here to PortHarcourt?"

God says; "That would take a lot of effort, and time, do you have another wish?"

The man says; "Well, can you help me understand women?"

God says; "So two or four lanes?"

^{PS:We are holding a fund raising seminar in other to purchase a 1GB memory for Ibkaye. . . She's running low on virtual memory}

lol heard it b4 buh its still funny

ibkaye don suffer lol

Nope, this isn't the one

ibkaye:

Nope, this isn't the one

hmmm. . . . . Which one na . . . . . Your condition is critical. . . Guess we need to increase our stakes to get ya 2GB memory instead

a very hard one, bah?

u don undrstand

ibk, u are too young to start forgetting o.

No be her fault oo

is that ur surname?

lyssa don't mind him/her

@IBK, me, no o. He/She is confused already

lysaa:

@IBK, me, no o. He/She is confused already

Thankyou jare

where corn where corn dear

huh i tot u said wear condom, wear condom

warped minds produce perverted thots

dani have u finished washing those akamu plates?

but of course! u don't need me to remind u of urs do u?

lysaa:

warped minds produce perverted thots

no, no, aunty lysa i was only dreaming U didn't gat. . . . . . .right dis . .

gotcha! repent o.

sure, i will . .

so who are u doing?

question

u get akonuche so?

dani give me chance o.