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How To Be God by Nobody: 7:57am On Dec 29, 2015
1. Decide to arrange for something other than
yourself to exist

2. Create a being by the name of Lucifer with full
knowledge that this being will betray you and
ultimately cause an infinite amount of suffering
unnecessarily.

3. Allow an unfathomably horrific dimension of
existence known as ‘hell’ to emerge created by
yourself or perhaps Lucifer and allow that dimension to continue existing. Do not override or prevent such a thing. It will come into play later.

4. Create objective unchanging moral prescriptions
and base them upon whatever your nature happens
to be and then label any action or thought contrary to these standards ‘sin’.

5. Be sure to include in these moral prescriptions
edits for social and psychological health such as
encouragement to beat ones children with a rod,
permission to buy and sell slaves and will them as
property to ones children for life, requirement that
women not be allowed to teach or have authority
over men and of course the instruction to kill anyone who expresses interest in worshiping other gods.

6. Design a physical universe, planets, animals and
vegetation all with the appearance of age be sure to
include in your creation biological flaws redundancies and over-complications that appear as if they were the product of blind cumulative processes, perhaps a urinary tract that runs straight through the prostate gland or a unnecessary appendix prone to inflation and rupturing, or maybe a respiratory and digestive system forced to share the same plumbing, (these are just a few working ideas).

7. Create a garden with a tree in it bearing fruit that
when eaten provides knowledge of your objective
moral standards, and create two sentient cognitive
beings without knowledge or awareness of these
standards and instruct them not to eat from the tree
which would enlighten them (in other words, arrange it so that only AFTER they eat from the tree are they capable of understanding that doing so was a violation of objective moral standards).

8. Warn these cognitive beings that they will
undoubtedly die if they eat from this tree, but don’t
follow through if they do, then endow a reptile with
vocal cords, lips or some other means of speaking
audibly to your cognitive beings enabling it to make
a convincing case to one of them for eating from the
tree. Do not prevent this or intervene.

9. Now by this point make sure your cognitive beings
have been equipped for reproducing themselves and
multiplying, and because one of them has sinned,
arrange that every single one of their descendants
until the end of time will be born with an inherited
sinful nature, defaulting in a future of everlasting
torment. Do not by any means allow each of them to
be born with a clean slate and the capacity for living
a sin-free life if they desire as you did with your first
two prototypes.

10. Endow these cognitive beings with a ‘soul’ which
keeps their thoughts and feelings and other cognitive
faculties in existence forever one way or another. And
then allow the sinfulness of these beings to be
incompatible with your presence and let hell be the
only other place that they can go once they exit the
the physical world, do not make any attempt to spare
these souls the eternal torment of hell such as
allowing souls to stop existing all together or
creating additional realm for them to reside besides
with you or in hell.

11. Over time allow these beings to populate the
earth you’ve creating, knowing with infallible
certainty of course that after so many generations
they will disappointed you enough that you find it
necessary to kill all of them in a global flood and start
all over from scratch.

12. Now when this happens (again right on schedule)
make an exception for one small family of cognitive
beings who you deem righteous of course it goes
without saying that powers of omnipotence allow you
to know, again, with infallible certainty that this
family to will ultimately disappointing in the same
way that those who you drowned, rendering the
entire endeavor futile, but for now it’s best that you
pretend not to know that.

13. Instruct this small disappointment of a family to
populate the entire world all over again by way of
incest.

14. Declare that until further notice the only way for
these cognitive beings to rectify their sinful nature
while on earth is to preform ritual animal sacrifice’s
and other acts of senseless violence, additionally
when certain sins are committed by any one of your
cognitive beings demand that the surrounding
community kill that being themselves.

15. In the meantime perform many epic miracles for
all to see and intervene often with your physical
creations, stop the sun in the sky, part the red sea,
turn rivers into blood, and women into pillars of salt,
give men superhuman strength, speak to the
thousands with a booming voice from heaven etc,
but before these cognitive beings become advanced
enough in the area’s of science and communication
that they could actually document, share, playback
and verify these epic miracles, make sure you stop
performing them all together .

16. Decide at some point that the most pressing of
your objective moral prescriptions are not as obvious
to these cognitive beings as you once thought, take
this opportunity to chisel your top ten moral
concerns into two tablets of stone and commission
one of your cognitive beings to deliver these tablets
to the masses, (Note to self: Roughly half of these
moral concerns should center around pleasing you,
praising you and remaining loyal to you)

17. After several thousand years impregnate one of
these cognitive beings so that she gives birth to your
son in physical form, who also happens to be you, at
the same time.

18. Allow this cognitive being who is your son but
also you to grow up and make several revisions to
you/your son’s original standards of morality then
arrange for other cognitive beings to torture and kill
you/your son, authorize this sacrifice of yourself as a
means of granting all other cognitive beings
immunity from the consequences of their sinful
nature, which you allowed them to be born with in
the first place.

19. Do not however make this sacrifice free, establish
that none of these cognitive beings shall be eligible
for benefits of this sacrifice unless they actively
believed that it happened, in other words, despite
the quality of their intentions any cognitive beings
henceforth who finds themselves unconvinced these
events actually took place, is unwittingly designating
themselves for the endless suffering of hell.

20. With that established, be sure to refrain from
making it clear and knowable to the rest of the world
that these events actually took place, ensure that no
cognitive being after the first century has the luxury
of witnessing your son who is also you say or do
anything to indicate he was a living guy. Again, make
sure that all of this occurs before advancements in
science and technology are available to verify for
those who aren’t present.

21. Arrange so that the only surviving record of these
events will be offered anonymously by non-eye
witness’s translated to a language different from the
one you/ your son will speak written no earlier than
thirty years after you/your son preformed these
miracles and makes these clams, however do make
sure that these records feature the precept that
believing in something without evidence is morally
superior to investigation and verification.

22. Be sure that after only a few decades the only
accounts of these events in existence are copies of
copies of copies which will be verifiably altered and
added to in historically and theologically significant
ways from generation to generation, sect to sect. Do
not preserve the original copies of these accounts, do
not protect them from revision, do not set in place
any mechanism of protecting them from being
interpreted in hundreds upon hundreds of ways most
of which being heretical and therefore punishable.

23. Do not bother to employ your omniscience in
such a way as to discern which of these cognitive
beings are truly rebelling, and which simply don’t
know how to distinguish you from other versions of
god which do not in fact exist.

24. Do not make it clear to these beings that you are
are even here. Allow for your very existence to
remain an easily debatable, easily questionable,
easily doubtable proposition, allow billions and
billions of souls to be unthinkably tortured for all of
eternity regardless of their character, integrity,
bravery, responsibility or conduct because they had
not correctly assumed that the right set of
propositions were true by the time their lives on
earth were over.

25. And finally… when all is said and done demand
that you be praised for this plan.

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Re: How To Be God by Nobody: 8:00am On Dec 29, 2015
Theists try try to disprove scientific theories and evidence by making them sound illogical, but after reading this write up I'm sure you see the irony.

The fact that millions of Africans believe this stupid excuse for a fairytale is saddening. Are we really that unintelligent?

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Re: How To Be God by tripplephi: 8:02am On Dec 29, 2015
Joshuabase:
1. Decide to arrange for something other than
yourself to exist

2. Create a being by the name of Lucifer with full
knowledge that this being will betray you and
ultimately cause an infinite amount of suffering
unnecessarily.

3. Allow an unfathomably horrific dimension of
existence known as ‘hell’ to emerge created by
yourself or perhaps Lucifer and allow that dimension to continue existing. Do not override or prevent such a thing. It will come into play later.

4. Create objective unchanging moral prescriptions
and base them upon whatever your nature happens
to be and then label any action or thought contrary to these standards ‘sin’.

5. Be sure to include in these moral prescriptions
edits for social and psychological health such as
encouragement to beat ones children with a rod,
permission to buy and sell slaves and will them as
property to ones children for life, requirement that
women not be allowed to teach or have authority
over men and of course the instruction to kill anyone who expresses interest in worshiping other gods.

6. Design a physical universe, planets, animals and
vegetation all with the appearance of age be sure to
include in your creation biological flaws redundancies and over-complications that appear as if they were the product of blind cumulative processes, perhaps a urinary tract that runs straight through the prostate gland or a unnecessary appendix prone to inflation and rupturing, or maybe a respiratory and digestive system forced to share the same plumbing, (these are just a few working ideas).

7. Create a garden with a tree in it bearing fruit that
when eaten provides knowledge of your objective
moral standards, and create two sentient cognitive
beings without knowledge or awareness of these
standards and instruct them not to eat from the tree
which would enlighten them (in other words, arrange it so that only AFTER they eat from the tree are they capable of understanding that doing so was a violation of objective moral standards).

8. Warn these cognitive beings that they will
undoubtedly die if they eat from this tree, but don’t
follow through if they do, then endow a reptile with
vocal cords, lips or some other means of speaking
audibly to your cognitive beings enabling it to make
a convincing case to one of them for eating from the
tree. Do not prevent this or intervene.

9. Now by this point make sure your cognitive beings
have been equipped for reproducing themselves and
multiplying, and because one of them has sinned,
arrange that every single one of their descendants
until the end of time will be born with an inherited
sinful nature, defaulting in a future of everlasting
torment. Do not by any means allow each of them to
be born with a clean slate and the capacity for living
a sin-free life if they desire as you did with your first
two prototypes.

10. Endow these cognitive beings with a ‘soul’ which
keeps their thoughts and feelings and other cognitive
faculties in existence forever one way or another. And
then allow the sinfulness of these beings to be
incompatible with your presence and let hell be the
only other place that they can go once they exit the
the physical world, do not make any attempt to spare
these souls the eternal torment of hell such as
allowing souls to stop existing all together or
creating additional realm for them to reside besides
with you or in hell.

11. Over time allow these beings to populate the
earth you’ve creating, knowing with infallible
certainty of course that after so many generations
they will disappointed you enough that you find it
necessary to kill all of them in a global flood and start
all over from scratch.

12. Now when this happens (again right on schedule)
make an exception for one small family of cognitive
beings who you deem righteous of course it goes
without saying that powers of omnipotence allow you
to know, again, with infallible certainty that this
family to will ultimately disappointing in the same
way that those who you drowned, rendering the
entire endeavor futile, but for now it’s best that you
pretend not to know that.

13. Instruct this small disappointment of a family to
populate the entire world all over again by way of
incest.

14. Declare that until further notice the only way for
these cognitive beings to rectify their sinful nature
while on earth is to preform ritual animal sacrifice’s
and other acts of senseless violence, additionally
when certain sins are committed by any one of your
cognitive beings demand that the surrounding
community kill that being themselves.

15. In the meantime perform many epic miracles for
all to see and intervene often with your physical
creations, stop the sun in the sky, part the red sea,
turn rivers into blood, and women into pillars of salt,
give men superhuman strength, speak to the
thousands with a booming voice from heaven etc,
but before these cognitive beings become advanced
enough in the area’s of science and communication
that they could actually document, share, playback
and verify these epic miracles, make sure you stop
performing them all together .

16. Decide at some point that the most pressing of
your objective moral prescriptions are not as obvious
to these cognitive beings as you once thought, take
this opportunity to chisel your top ten moral
concerns into two tablets of stone and commission
one of your cognitive beings to deliver these tablets
to the masses, (Note to self: Roughly half of these
moral concerns should center around pleasing you,
praising you and remaining loyal to you)

17. After several thousand years impregnate one of
these cognitive beings so that she gives birth to your
son in physical form, who also happens to be you, at
the same time.

18. Allow this cognitive being who is your son but
also you to grow up and make several revisions to
you/your son’s original standards of morality then
arrange for other cognitive beings to torture and kill
you/your son, authorize this sacrifice of yourself as a
means of granting all other cognitive beings
immunity from the consequences of their sinful
nature, which you allowed them to be born with in
the first place.

19. Do not however make this sacrifice free, establish
that none of these cognitive beings shall be eligible
for benefits of this sacrifice unless they actively
believed that it happened, in other words, despite
the quality of their intentions any cognitive beings
henceforth who finds themselves unconvinced these
events actually took place, is unwittingly designating
themselves for the endless suffering of hell.

20. With that established, be sure to refrain from
making it clear and knowable to the rest of the world
that these events actually took place, ensure that no
cognitive being after the first century has the luxury
of witnessing your son who is also you say or do
anything to indicate he was a living guy. Again, make
sure that all of this occurs before advancements in
science and technology are available to verify for
those who aren’t present.

21. Arrange so that the only surviving record of these
events will be offered anonymously by non-eye
witness’s translated to a language different from the
one you/ your son will speak written no earlier than
thirty years after you/your son preformed these
miracles and makes these clams, however do make
sure that these records feature the precept that
believing in something without evidence is morally
superior to investigation and verification.

22. Be sure that after only a few decades the only
accounts of these events in existence are copies of
copies of copies which will be verifiably altered and
added to in historically and theologically significant
ways from generation to generation, sect to sect. Do
not preserve the original copies of these accounts, do
not protect them from revision, do not set in place
any mechanism of protecting them from being
interpreted in hundreds upon hundreds of ways most
of which being heretical and therefore punishable.

23. Do not bother to employ your omniscience in
such a way as to discern which of these cognitive
beings are truly rebelling, and which simply don’t
know how to distinguish you from other versions of
god which do not in fact exist.

24. Do not make it clear to these beings that you are
are even here. Allow for your very existence to
remain an easily debatable, easily questionable,
easily doubtable proposition, allow billions and
billions of souls to be unthinkably tortured for all of
eternity regardless of their character, integrity,
bravery, responsibility or conduct because they had
not correctly assumed that the right set of
propositions were true by the time their lives on
earth were over.

25. And finally… when all is said and done demand
that you be praised for this plan.

WHO IS THIS FUNNY GUY, YET YOU BEAR A NAME FROM THE SAME GOD WHOM YOU DEFAME..... IS IT MADNESS OR JOBLESSNESS THAT CAUSED YOU TO POST THIS, NO ONE IS ASKING TO BE GOD, EXCEPT LUCIFER AND IF YOU ARE NOW JUST WRITING THIS YOU ARE TOO LATE COS LUCIFER IS ALREADY SUFFERING THE CONSEQUENCES OF TRYING TO DO THESE THINGS AND BE GOD.... ITS FUNNY, BUT GOD IS WAITING FOR YOU IN 2016

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Re: How To Be God by Nobody: 8:09am On Dec 29, 2015
tripplephi:


WHO IS THIS FUNNY GUY, YET YOU BEAR A NAME FROM THE SAME GOD WHOM YOU DEFAME..... IS IT MADNESS OR JOBLESSNESS THAT CAUSED YOU TO POST THIS, NO ONE IS ASKING TO BE GOD, EXCEPT LUCIFER AND IF YOU ARE NOW JUST WRITING THIS YOU ARE TOO LATE COS LUCIFER IS ALREADY SUFFERING THE CONSEQUENCES OF TRYING TO DO THESE THINGS AND BE GOD.... ITS FUNNY, BUT GOD IS WAITING FOR YOU IN 2016

You're quite the unintelligent one, aren't you?
Re: How To Be God by Hundreddegrees(m): 8:47am On Dec 29, 2015
Huh... undecided
Re: How To Be God by Nobody: 2:30pm On Jan 10, 2016
Hahahaha

26) Select appointed men who milk their congregation of their hard earned money in your name while they remind them that they don't need money to see youundecided


Cc hahn, menesheh, johnydon22 and others

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Re: How To Be God by hahn(m): 2:40pm On Jan 10, 2016
SirWere:
Hahahaha

26) Select appointed men who milk their congregation of their hard earned money in your name while they remind them that they don't need money to see youundecided


Cc hahn, menesheh, johnydon22 and others

27) Be very good at playing hide and seek so that your playmates NEVER see you undecided

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Re: How To Be God by menesheh(m): 3:04pm On Jan 10, 2016
SirWere:
Hahahaha

26) Select appointed men who milk their congregation of their hard earned money in your name while they remind them that they don't need money to see youundecided


Cc hahn, menesheh, johnydon22 and others


It will be much more accommodating if non-abstract person assumed to be in the position of a god with those tricks than an illusion of a superman character.

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Re: How To Be God by PraiseDLord: 4:41pm On Jan 10, 2016
tripplephi:


WHO IS THIS FUNNY GUY, YET YOU BEAR A NAME FROM THE SAME GOD WHOM YOU DEFAME..... IS IT MADNESS OR JOBLESSNESS THAT CAUSED YOU TO POST THIS, NO ONE IS ASKING TO BE GOD, EXCEPT LUCIFER AND IF YOU ARE NOW JUST WRITING THIS YOU ARE TOO LATE COS LUCIFER IS ALREADY SUFFERING THE CONSEQUENCES OF TRYING TO DO THESE THINGS AND BE GOD.... ITS FUNNY, BUT GOD IS WAITING FOR YOU IN 2016
Well said!
Only a fool will raise a conspiracy against his Maker/Creator, then goes to social network to seek acceptance, applaud, or recognition!
O ma se oo!
What's the world turning to?
Re: How To Be God by PraiseDLord: 4:59pm On Jan 10, 2016
Joshuabase:
1. Decide to arrange for something other than
yourself to exist

2. Create a being by the name of Lucifer with full
knowledge that this being will betray you and
ultimately cause an infinite amount of suffering
unnecessarily.

3. Allow an unfathomably horrific dimension of
existence known as ‘hell’ to emerge created by
yourself or perhaps Lucifer and allow that dimension to continue existing. Do not override or prevent such a thing. It will come into play later.

4. Create objective unchanging moral prescriptions
and base them upon whatever your nature happens
to be and then label any action or thought contrary to these standards ‘sin’.

5. Be sure to include in these moral prescriptions
edits for social and psychological health such as
encouragement to beat ones children with a rod,
permission to buy and sell slaves and will them as
property to ones children for life, requirement that
women not be allowed to teach or have authority
over men and of course the instruction to kill anyone who expresses interest in worshiping other gods.

6. Design a physical universe, planets, animals and
vegetation all with the appearance of age be sure to
include in your creation biological flaws redundancies and over-complications that appear as if they were the product of blind cumulative processes, perhaps a urinary tract that runs straight through the prostate gland or a unnecessary appendix prone to inflation and rupturing, or maybe a respiratory and digestive system forced to share the same plumbing, (these are just a few working ideas).

7. Create a garden with a tree in it bearing fruit that
when eaten provides knowledge of your objective
moral standards, and create two sentient cognitive
beings without knowledge or awareness of these
standards and instruct them not to eat from the tree
which would enlighten them (in other words, arrange it so that only AFTER they eat from the tree are they capable of understanding that doing so was a violation of objective moral standards).

8. Warn these cognitive beings that they will
undoubtedly die if they eat from this tree, but don’t
follow through if they do, then endow a reptile with
vocal cords, lips or some other means of speaking
audibly to your cognitive beings enabling it to make
a convincing case to one of them for eating from the
tree. Do not prevent this or intervene.

9. Now by this point make sure your cognitive beings
have been equipped for reproducing themselves and
multiplying, and because one of them has sinned,
arrange that every single one of their descendants
until the end of time will be born with an inherited
sinful nature, defaulting in a future of everlasting
torment. Do not by any means allow each of them to
be born with a clean slate and the capacity for living
a sin-free life if they desire as you did with your first
two prototypes.

10. Endow these cognitive beings with a ‘soul’ which
keeps their thoughts and feelings and other cognitive
faculties in existence forever one way or another. And
then allow the sinfulness of these beings to be
incompatible with your presence and let hell be the
only other place that they can go once they exit the
the physical world, do not make any attempt to spare
these souls the eternal torment of hell such as
allowing souls to stop existing all together or
creating additional realm for them to reside besides
with you or in hell.

11. Over time allow these beings to populate the
earth you’ve creating, knowing with infallible
certainty of course that after so many generations
they will disappointed you enough that you find it
necessary to kill all of them in a global flood and start
all over from scratch.

12. Now when this happens (again right on schedule)
make an exception for one small family of cognitive
beings who you deem righteous of course it goes
without saying that powers of omnipotence allow you
to know, again, with infallible certainty that this
family to will ultimately disappointing in the same
way that those who you drowned, rendering the
entire endeavor futile, but for now it’s best that you
pretend not to know that.

13. Instruct this small disappointment of a family to
populate the entire world all over again by way of
incest.

14. Declare that until further notice the only way for
these cognitive beings to rectify their sinful nature
while on earth is to preform ritual animal sacrifice’s
and other acts of senseless violence, additionally
when certain sins are committed by any one of your
cognitive beings demand that the surrounding
community kill that being themselves.

15. In the meantime perform many epic miracles for
all to see and intervene often with your physical
creations, stop the sun in the sky, part the red sea,
turn rivers into blood, and women into pillars of salt,
give men superhuman strength, speak to the
thousands with a booming voice from heaven etc,
but before these cognitive beings become advanced
enough in the area’s of science and communication
that they could actually document, share, playback
and verify these epic miracles, make sure you stop
performing them all together .

16. Decide at some point that the most pressing of
your objective moral prescriptions are not as obvious
to these cognitive beings as you once thought, take
this opportunity to chisel your top ten moral
concerns into two tablets of stone and commission
one of your cognitive beings to deliver these tablets
to the masses, (Note to self: Roughly half of these
moral concerns should center around pleasing you,
praising you and remaining loyal to you)

17. After several thousand years impregnate one of
these cognitive beings so that she gives birth to your
son in physical form, who also happens to be you, at
the same time.

18. Allow this cognitive being who is your son but
also you to grow up and make several revisions to
you/your son’s original standards of morality then
arrange for other cognitive beings to torture and kill
you/your son, authorize this sacrifice of yourself as a
means of granting all other cognitive beings
immunity from the consequences of their sinful
nature, which you allowed them to be born with in
the first place.

19. Do not however make this sacrifice free, establish
that none of these cognitive beings shall be eligible
for benefits of this sacrifice unless they actively
believed that it happened, in other words, despite
the quality of their intentions any cognitive beings
henceforth who finds themselves unconvinced these
events actually took place, is unwittingly designating
themselves for the endless suffering of hell.

20. With that established, be sure to refrain from
making it clear and knowable to the rest of the world
that these events actually took place, ensure that no
cognitive being after the first century has the luxury
of witnessing your son who is also you say or do
anything to indicate he was a living guy. Again, make
sure that all of this occurs before advancements in
science and technology are available to verify for
those who aren’t present.

21. Arrange so that the only surviving record of these
events will be offered anonymously by non-eye
witness’s translated to a language different from the
one you/ your son will speak written no earlier than
thirty years after you/your son preformed these
miracles and makes these clams, however do make
sure that these records feature the precept that
believing in something without evidence is morally
superior to investigation and verification.

22. Be sure that after only a few decades the only
accounts of these events in existence are copies of
copies of copies which will be verifiably altered and
added to in historically and theologically significant
ways from generation to generation, sect to sect. Do
not preserve the original copies of these accounts, do
not protect them from revision, do not set in place
any mechanism of protecting them from being
interpreted in hundreds upon hundreds of ways most
of which being heretical and therefore punishable.

23. Do not bother to employ your omniscience in
such a way as to discern which of these cognitive
beings are truly rebelling, and which simply don’t
know how to distinguish you from other versions of
god which do not in fact exist.

24. Do not make it clear to these beings that you are
are even here. Allow for your very existence to
remain an easily debatable, easily questionable,
easily doubtable proposition, allow billions and
billions of souls to be unthinkably tortured for all of
eternity regardless of their character, integrity,
bravery, responsibility or conduct because they had
not correctly assumed that the right set of
propositions were true by the time their lives on
earth were over.

25. And finally… when all is said and done demand
that you be praised for this plan.
Ahhh!!!
Revilest thou thy Maker thus? Repent before it becomes too late for thee!
This was exactly what your master the devil did that sent him out of God's Devine favour and he became damned forever. And now you are risen in the room of Lucifer your father to blaspheme God - an increase of sinful men!
Why not ask counsel ? Go and read about the end of people before you that followed this path. Why not consider your end and run to Jesus and He will abundantly pardone.
No conspiracy against the living God has ever or will ever stand, but the originators only did same against their own souls and that of the people that bought that idea.
Re: How To Be God by HCpaul(m): 5:47pm On Jan 10, 2016
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Re: How To Be God by Nobody: 5:58pm On Jan 10, 2016
PraiseDLord:

Ahhh!!!
Revilest thou thy Maker thus? Repent before it becomes too late for thee!
This was exactly what your master the devil did that sent him out of God's Devine favour and he became damned forever. And now you are risen in the room of Lucifer your father to blaspheme God - an increase of sinful men!
Why not ask counsel ? Go and read about the end of people before you that followed this path. Why not consider your end and run to Jesus and He will abundantly pardone.
No conspiracy against the living God has ever or will ever stand, but the originators only did same against their own souls and that of the people that bought that idea.

the fear of an imaginary being is strong with this one.
Re: How To Be God by PraiseDLord: 8:32pm On Jan 10, 2016
Joshuabase:


the fear of an imaginary being is strong with this one.
Is it not wiser to live a Godly life, to be holy & pure in life and character as if there is God but to die and find out there isnt; than to live a godless life or proclaim that there's no God, only to die and appear before His judgement seat?
Please choose wisely I implore you!
Re: How To Be God by Nobody: 10:46pm On Jan 10, 2016
PraiseDLord:

Is it not wiser to live a Godly life, to be holy & pure in life and character as if there is God but to die and find out there isnt; than to live a godless life or proclaim that there's no God, only to die and appear before His judgement seat?
Please choose wisely I implore you!
it would be wise if there was only one god and one religion, but alas there are 3000 gods. which is the true one? what if i served the christian god and i die only to find out odin was the true god?
Re: How To Be God by Nobody: 11:56am On Jan 11, 2016
hehehehe.
it is obvious from this procedure, the next line of action.
27. determine that your followers who have gained heaven be required to perform a range of tasks such as singing and praising your name regardless of whether or not they want to do this.
28. make sure they do this for eternity. after all. you ARE God. grin

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