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Very Poisonous Snake Discovered. by Nobody: 10:41am On Dec 30, 2015
BREAKING NEWS...
Just yesterday on Nat Geo Wild, it was announced
that a very dangerous snake had just been
discovered. Scientists claim that the snake is an
enhanced specie of the reptile family.
According to Nat Geo Wild, the snake increases 0.5cm in length every time it feeds and
it feeds every 30seconds or less. This particular snake cannot be killed or harmed by
weapon except it bites itself. Surprising huh?
Scientists claim that's the only way it can be killed but researches are still ongoing to
discover new ways this snake can be killed. This is the most poisonous and deadliest
snake ever recorded in the history of man. This snake can only be found in Nokia
torchlight mobile phone under game option, Snake Xenzia.
Thanks for carefully and patiently reading this through. You can now go back to what
you were doing!!! ... Thank you,Nd happy New Year in advance ;DBREAKING NEWS...
Just yesterday on Nat Geo Wild, it was announced
that a very dangerous snake had just been
discovered. Scientists claim that the snake is an
enhanced specie of the reptile family.
According to Nat Geo Wild, the snake increases 0.5cm in length every time it feeds and
it feeds every 30seconds or less. This particular snake cannot be killed or harmed by
weapon except it bites itself. Surprising huh?
Scientists claim that's the only way it can be killed but researches are still ongoing to
discover new ways this snake can be killed. This is the most poisonous and deadliest
snake ever recorded in the history of man. This snake can only be found in Nokia
torchlight mobile phone under game option, Snake Xenzia.
Thanks for carefully and patiently reading this through. You can now go back to what
you were doing!!! ... Thank you,Nd happy New Year in advance
Re: Very Poisonous Snake Discovered. by Nobody: 10:42am On Dec 30, 2015
Source?
Pic?
Re: Very Poisonous Snake Discovered. by seggzz(m): 10:56am On Dec 30, 2015
flamyd:
BREAKING NEWS...
Just yesterday on Nat Geo Wild, it was announced
that a very dangerous snake had just been
discovered. Scientists claim that the snake is an
enhanced specie of the reptile family.
According to Nat Geo Wild, the snake increases 0.5cm in length every time it feeds and
it feeds every 30seconds or less. This particular snake cannot be killed or harmed by
weapon except it bites itself. Surprising huh?
Scientists claim that's the only way it can be killed but researches are still ongoing to
discover new ways this snake can be killed. This is the most poisonous and deadliest
snake ever recorded in the history of man. This snake can only be found in Nokia
torchlight mobile phone under game option, Snake Xenzia.
Thanks for carefully and patiently reading this through. You can now go back to what
you were doing!!! ... Thank you,Nd happy New Year in advance ;DBREAKING NEWS...
Just yesterday on Nat Geo Wild, it was announced
that a very dangerous snake had just been
discovered. Scientists claim that the snake is an
enhanced specie of the reptile family.
According to Nat Geo Wild, the snake increases 0.5cm in length every time it feeds and
it feeds every 30seconds or less. This particular snake cannot be killed or harmed by
weapon except it bites itself. Surprising huh?
Scientists claim that's the only way it can be killed but researches are still ongoing to
discover new ways this snake can be killed. This is the most poisonous and deadliest
snake ever recorded in the history of man. This snake can only be found in Nokia
torchlight mobile phone under game option, Snake Xenzia.
Thanks for carefully and patiently reading this through. You can now go back to what
you were doing!!! ... Thank you,Nd happy New Year in advance

And there was this rumour that got to me yesterday that this deadly snake bites your leg ***joking too***
Re: Very Poisonous Snake Discovered. by Emmyginger(m): 10:57am On Dec 30, 2015
StrawberryCream:
Source? Pic?
jst get a nokia torch nd c it 4 ur sef,b careful its harmful
Re: Very Poisonous Snake Discovered. by Nobody: 10:58am On Dec 30, 2015
Emmyginger:

jst get a nokia torch nd c it 4 ur sef,b careful its harmful
Oh oh lol im s bit slow i get it now
Re: Very Poisonous Snake Discovered. by Nobody: 9:04pm On Dec 30, 2015
seggzz:


And there was this rumour that got to me yesterday that this deadly snake bites your leg ***joking too***
lol

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