Rubish

good start up but didn't end it well

i'm still trying to read the mind of the mod that pushed dis nonsense to frontpage....i just wasted 2 minutes of my life reading this shit

Really?

This made it to the front?

That's it, I'm doing a Sean Tizzle and quitting Nairaland.

Hello..Viviangist!

LETS JOIN HANDS TOGETHER TO MAKE BORNO GREAT AGAIN

UP BORNO STATE

I love ur literary journey @op. U really know how to make love...slowly teasing the erotic glands while bracing up for an explosive orgasm. The build-up is good.

nnadychuks:
OP at first i thought you were talking about toilet and meditation,then you shifted to ladies and then about your topic.. Nice write up

Yeah. Most can't see it that way...unfortunately.

HARDDON:
U have a fine mind soiled with lines the gods would be primed to dine wit
It's ability to toss n ebb other minds upon life's orb is alluring n somewhat fascinating .

The title painted my mind with hate n pity, yet my mind couldnt but take a lil walk tru, as it screened d first line, it's hate n pity feeling turned abruptly to yum n wrampth, while yet it gobble with d sweetness of a heavenly softness, u struck once more!
Woke it crudely to d reality of ur wit. The soundness of ur sass!
Rude boy! , my mind muttered, yet helpless it ran tru to a climax so Brut.

I hereby Declare, in concordance with my mind, bearing d season at heart, that be it as it May, we wud rather have the softness of them sexy mound to the brutness of a religion lost


My Quiet Quill

Hahahahahahaha! You just killed it.

Can't read joor.

Summary

no too make sense, a derailed write-up

abduldope:
I want to send shout out
greetings to:
My mom
My dad
My sister
My brother
My nephew
My nieces
My aunts
My uncles
My cousins
My grandmother
My grandfather
My great grandfather
My great grandmother
My great great grandfather
My great great grandmother
My friends
My father in law to be
My mother in law to be
My brothers in law to be
My sisters in law to be
My crazy friends
(Sarauta,Papi,Medo,doubleMMG[2p&Mboy],oshere,Evwarova,yaksy,shamo,adex,fresh-ICE,waBBat,t-spark,Jamilu,Wandex1,zagan,yusuf,Abbah-sani,Habib,Bitrus,Rakim,rick-ross,kellychuwku,charger,kay-man,dele,Sule-ganja,Baba-lati,kokolet,favour,isa-legend,amina,energy,bode,haRRy,snOOpy,MadeeEunice,jessie,KD,Alanta,Biggy,Obyno-ram,)
My toothbrush
My toothpaste
My warm bed
My pillow
My laptop
My television
My Phone
To November 27 (black-friday)
To Die hard
To NTA
To AIT
To BBC
To CNN
To Al Jazeera
To BET AWARDS10/11/12/13/14/15
To MTV BASE
To SOUND CITY
To YOUTUBE
To Vine Videos
To Our own Area
To House Of Ajebo
To Bush_kiddo
To Lacasera & gala
To cocacola
To mountain Dew
To Zobo
To Nutri C
To Kunun Aya (maman sanusi own)
To Dobino and Coconut
To plantain Chips
To mission impossible
To captain America
To Fast&Furious
To the last ship
To Kevin Hart
To Empire
To Barrack Obama
To Buhari
To Jonathan
To patience
To FIFA 14
To FIF15
To FIFA16
To PES16
To God Of War
To Call Of Duty
To Assassins Creed
To Splinter Cell
To Mortal Kombat
To Need For Speed
To GTA V
To GTA san Andreas
To kendrick Lamar
To MI_abaga
To TDE
To BONDOCKS
To JIM Carey
To johnny Depp
To Morden Combat
To HOW I MEET YOUR MOTHER
To harzad(lost his touch)
To neymar (needs a new hair cut)
To Ololo(CR7)
To Suarez(hope ur teeth still sharp)
To Messi (Classic)
To Zlatan(Swedish-Samurai)
To El Clasico
To El religeto (CHELSEA)
To Mikel
To ivanovic
To john Terry
To Tim Cahill
To Ramirez
To Kourt Zouma (Mr handsome)
To Courtious
To Oscar (PK specialist)
To Diego Costa (oga 27yrs)
To Eva Carniero (chelsea sexy doctor)
To Arsenal
To Petr Cech (Sir Clean Sheet)
To Kerian Gibbs
To Koscieny
To Mertesacker
To Bellerin (World best Right Back)
To Coquelin
To Cazorla
To Chamberlain
To Ozil ( Assist Lord)
To Sanchez
To Walcott (finest)
To Giroud (hawk)
To Rosicky
To Arsene Wenger
To Manchester City
To borussia dortmund
To Borussia munchengladbach
To Juventus
To inter
To AC milan
To Real Madrid
To Fc Barcelona
To Celtic
To Ajax
To PSV
To Kano Pillars
To Al Hilal
To Atletico Madrid
To chicago fire
To chivas usa
To lakers
To bulls
To spurs
To raiders
To Fidel Castro
To hitler
To Osama bin laden
To leonardo da vincii
To Memphistopheles
To Galileo
To the extraterrestrials
To Tony Montana
To Law and Order
To the special victims unit
To prison break
To Blackish
To Davinci Demons
To Family Guy
To Power
To the blacklist crew
To fish
To lincoln
To the twin towers
To florida
To california
To Las vegas
To NY
To the hippies
To the Hipster in New york
To Syrup(Novalyn with Codiene)
To the rockers
To the skaters
The homeless
The druggies
To cocaine
To dope
To MJ
To hermione granger
To ron
To genie
To professor lupin
To sirius black
To He who must not be named(voldemort)
To neville
To hedwig
To VANS
To Ray Ban
To the horocruxes
To the deathly hollows
To the basilisk
To the big bang theory
To scooby doo
To Clearence who saved the day
To Dora the explorer
To I Carly
To johny Bravo
To Gibby
To Starbuck
To Mc Donalds
To Burger King
To no reservation
To parts unknown
TO ANTHONY BOURDAIN. (Who i think is in Beirut)
To JEREMY WADE ( such an awesome program)
To man vs wild
To naked and afraid
To the monkey boy from Uganda
To the dog girl from Ukrain
To the chicken girl of Fiji
To ancient aliens( I can't remember the guy's name lol)
To call of the wild man
To gas monkey
To kyle from. South park
To the koala from american dad (i cant remember the name)
To Peter Griffin
To louis Griffin
To steve Griffin
To stewie Griffin
To alien sam
To daintee
To miss beckline
To noble king
To sir drizzle
To Cleveland
To Adult swim
To boomerang
To KUBWA
To Phase II site II
To drake&josh
To spongebob
To sponge bob episode "have u seen this Snail"
To sponge bob episode "club spongebob"
To the sponge bob episode "Pizza Deliver" ( one of my favorite)
To patrick
To squidward
To sandy cheeks
To mrs puff
To gary
To MR crabs
To pearl
To okankton
To the crusty crab
To the chum bucket
To MR bubbles
To larry
To kevin
To monroe
To neptune
To the crabby patties
To the flying Dutchmen
To Naruto
To Sasuke
To Kakashi
To one piece
To luffy
To the avatar ANG
To avatar kioshi
To avatar roku
To soka
To Katara
To Momo
To apa( the flying bison)
The the fire nation
To prince zuko
To the water nation
To the air benders
To BATO of the water tribe
To police man & woman(1gh bribe)
To hulk
To batman
To spider man
To The Avengers
To ironman
To the load of shit I dropped yesterday
To Harry Potter part 1
To Harry Potter part 2
To Harry Potter part 3
To Harry Potter part 4
To Harry Potter part 5
To Harry Potter part 6
To Harry Potter part 7
To harry potter part 8( oh shit there's no part 8 whatever)
To facebook
To whatsapp
To 2go
To mark Zuckerberg
To steve jobs
To Uncle Mugabe
To the iphones
To the androids
To WINDOWS (Lumia)
To the hayabusa (the fastest bike in the world)
To google
To wrangler
To bing
To E-Bay
To Xvideos
To Twitter
To Nairaland
To my space
To YOUTUBE
To snapchat
To Candy soda
To Subwaysurfer
To Safari
To Mobogenie
To the Play Store
Infact to your dp
To the funny names
To Fuk/hmss/acc&bus/2014/15 set
To Kenya
To Nigeria
To Sierra Leone
To Lesotho
To the maame water who took Castro
To the 'tu gu me so' guy
To Tweaa DCE we need another funny clip
To Asiedu Nketia
To Nana Akuffo Addo
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
To William Beached
To Wilhelm Nietzche
To Wole Soyinka
To Chinua Achebe
To Amos Tutuola
To Christopher Okigbo
To Le Non Gustavo
To Sun Tzu
To Robert Greener
To Niccolo Machiavelli
To Voltaire
To Mark Twain
To D.O. Fagunwa
To Adebayo Faleti
To Chimamanda Adichie
To Olá Rotimi
To Cyprian Ekwensi
To Hubert Ogunde
To Camaraderie Late
To Ferdinand Oyono
To J.P Clark
To Baba Obasanjo
To Chief Awolowo
To Sir Bellows
To sir Balewa
To sir Azikiwe
To chief Akintola
To Thomas Sankara
To Nelson Mandela
To Nyere
To Nkrumah
To Steven Bantu Biko
To Leopold Senghor
To Lumumba
To all NCNC, NPP, NPC, NADECO, AG, NNDP, NEPU affiliates,
To all the generals that took power
To all civilians who looted us
To the new Ooni
To the emir of kano
Kaduna
Katsina
Daura
Sambisa
Borno
Sambisa
Kebbi
Kanem
To the Ataoja of Oshogbo
Oba of Benin
Oba of Lagos
Osemawe of Ondó
Alaafin of Oyo
Zaaki of Arigidi
Alaketu of Keying
Onisabe of Isabella
Onipopo of Popped
Asin of Oka
Owa of Ikare
Deji of Akure
Olowo of Owo
Obi of Onitsha
Ajero of Ijero
To Owarangun Again
To Olófin Àdìmúlà himself
To Onire of Ire
To Olukoso of Kosovo
Emir of Ilorin

Finally shout out to mourinho
And Finally to Buhari and to you too Thank you
If u complain....i'll send it again...

you no get work

If JAMB see this write up, they will adopt her in one of their examinations

WTF!

This is real change. [/i][i]

Long story cut- u c borno motor plate; come tnk say their motto b d opposite of wetin dey happen there. Truth b told, ur writeup sucks. So was dis wt u were brainstorming abt? If yes, u can do way beta. U were just going off point. If a good writer does dt 2 whet d appetite of his readers & build suspense 4 a twist or momentous event, it's OK bt u r nt in dt league. Hell! U r nt even average. U beat around d Bush incessantly & then gave us a crappy writeup lacking in insight & details of ur 'epiphany'. Writing isn't abt just using fancy, nice-sounding words or killer figures of speech. It is primarily abt passing a message in such details dt ur readers paint pictures wt ur words & find it difficult 2 stop reading until dey reach d end.

Lubbish... Receive sense in Jesus name...

@OP, I can bet you on this, if you channel your energy in the right direction, the wall Street Journal will hire you straight from NairaLand.

Imagine what this write up would have been if you had searched for any beacon of light at the end of this long tunnel, instead of scratching the surface.

The topic called on kind-hearted people of NL to pity the peace loving people of borno state, whom are at receiving end of poor governance from three fronts; west, north and central Africa. The owner of peace in this continent raped of everything she have. Then the body of the write-up is bringing up the idea of raping her of her last remaining possession. It is sad that sympathy can't be bought,but a true understanding of scenarios generates it. I can forgive @op for beings at the surface, meaning he don't understand.

@op, NLanders are regreting reading your write-up because you wrapped soaked garri and put inside a sealed Master Burger plate. The irony was that everyone who saw the soaked garri, chose to taste it first before regretting, instead of discarding it straightaway on opening it. Using and dumping us with your naturally endowed talent. God deyoo.

Borno problem is same as Niger Delta problem: poor governance. And when you are bearing cross of half of the continent of Africa on your head alone, you are dead. The old Borno has died, but the new Borno State will rise and inherit the true benefit of being at the crossroad between east and west, nort and sauth of a giant Africa.

But wait it has been long uncle shekau released any video oooo. Could it be that he is afraid of papa Bubu abi papa Bubu had warn him to stop all those cheap publicity stunt he carried out under Gej time.

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Hi.