BITTER TRUTH!!! 1. If You Marry A Girl That Can't cook, Bros Your Case Dey "MR BIGGS"
2. When next you check your boyfriend's texts. Ignore his chats with girls, and check the ones with guys. That's where the truth is
3. No matter how expensive your Wrist watch is, as long as it won't tell you Christ's Second coming, its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho
4. If you have attended over 100 weddings and you are still single. Sister, you are no longer different from a canopy.
5. You don't have to be in UK to be OK, Help comes from Above not Abroad.
6. Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast. .
7. A cockroach is afraid of a rat,a rat is afraid of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach. That's life
8. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago .BBM - 5Mins ago, Twitter- 2Mins ago . BIBLE OR QURAN- 2002. My dear, the Devil has soaked your cane in kerosene
9. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated as the 2nd and 3rd app for chats and gossip, but Women Still retain the 1st position
10. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. So think deep, choose ur prison mate carefully & sentence urself wisely to avoid Prison break
11. To those who commit suicide; why are you So selfish? Why kill yourself when so many people are looking for who to use for money rituals?
12. As a matter of fact, there's no female angel in the Bible.So if any guy calls you an angel,na wash ooooo.
13. And if after reading this u refuse to comment or like, devil dey dance shakiti bobo for your head....!!! Happy new year in advance to you all.....

Lol

7 that is life

4 I'm not close yet

6 thank you...

12 I'm unique so naaah no wash nothing



HappyHappy 2016

Jomrichy1:
BITTER TRUTH!!!
1. If You Marry A Girl That Can't
cook, Bros
Your Case Dey
"MR BIGGS"
2. When next you check your
boyfriend's
texts. Ignore his chats with girls,
and check the ones with guys.
That's where the
truth is
3. No matter how expensive
your Wrist
watch is, as long as it
won't tell you Christ's Second
coming, its as
Useless as the "p"in Psycho
4. If you have attended over 100
weddings
and you are still single. Sister,
you are no
longer different from a canopy.
5. You don't have to be in UK to
be OK, Help
comes from Above not Abroad.
6. Ladies are wicked. They will
lay on your
chest and ask, "Honey have you
ever cheated
on me?" ...then wait for your
heart to beat fast. .
7. A cockroach is afraid of a rat,a
rat is afraid
of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog, a
dog is afraid of a man, a man is
afraid of his girlfriend, a
girlfriend is afraid of a
cockroach. That's life
8. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min
ago .BBM -
5Mins ago, Twitter- 2Mins ago .
BIBLE OR
QURAN- 2002. My dear, the Devil
has soaked
your cane in kerosene
9. BBM
and Whatsapp have been rated
as the
2nd and 3rd app for chats and
gossip, but
Women Still retain the 1st
position
10. Wedding ring is the smallest
handcuff
ever made. So think deep,
choose ur prison
mate carefully & sentence urself
wisely to avoid
Prison break
11. To those who commit
suicide; why are
you So selfish? Why kill yourself
when so
many people are looking for
who to use for
money rituals?
12. As a matter of
fact, there's no female
angel in the Bible.So if any guy
calls you an
angel,na wash ooooo.
13. And if after reading this u
refuse to
comment or like, devil dey
dance shakiti bobo for your
head....!!! Happy new year in
advance to you all.....

Number 8 tho