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Proof That The World Is Weird!!! by okuneddie(m): 7:33pm On Jan 08, 2016
PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS WEIRD....
SOMETIMES.


- In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex
with animals, but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)


- In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking
directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look
different reversed?). Muslims are banned from
looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the
deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of
wood at all times. (A brick??)


- The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!"wink


- There are men in Guam whose full-time job is
to travel the countryside and deflower young
virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law,
it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job
anywhere else in the world that even comes close
to this?)


- In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed
to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do
so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on
the other hand, may be killed in any manner
desired. (Ah! Justice!)


- Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool,
England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of
course!)


- In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex
with her husband, and the first time this happens,
her mother must be in the room to witness the
act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)


- In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to
have sex with a woman and her daughter at the
same time. (I presume this was a big enough
problem that they had to pass this law?).


- In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from
vending machines with one exception:
Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending
machine only "in places where alcoholic
beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not
as great as Guam!)


- Banging your head against a wall uses 150
calories an hour. (Who volunteers for this stuff?)


- Humans and dolphins are the only species that
have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was
always smiling?).


- The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can
pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over
on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking
little bottles of...?) (Did the govt. pay for this
research??).


- Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez.)


- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I
know some people like that.)


- Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people
like that, too.) And, the best for last.....


- Turtles can breathe through their butts. (Do you
think they have bad breath?)
This is WEIRD!!!




cc: Fulaman198 , odumchi , bigfrancis21

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Re: Proof That The World Is Weird!!! by brunofarad(m): 7:38pm On Jan 08, 2016
Interesting
Re: Proof That The World Is Weird!!! by khalhokage(m): 8:32pm On Jan 08, 2016
Edit this wall of text, it's a chore reading it this way.
Re: Proof That The World Is Weird!!! by Lucialovely(f): 8:37pm On Jan 08, 2016
shocked shocked shocked really weird
Re: Proof That The World Is Weird!!! by pato405(m): 4:22am On Jan 09, 2016
in 9ja,
people lack what nature has freely given them (suffering amidst plenty)
you can tell the story line of a movie by listening to the soundtrack
a lady's demands during courtship is more than her bride price, and they can wear weaves the cost of a plot of land.

the world is weird, 9ja is weirder!

grin

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