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Hilarious Lie Clocks @ Heaven by zubycharles(m): 11:47pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front
of the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind
him. He
asked, ''Why all the clocks?''
St. Peter answered, ''Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone
who has
ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you
lie, the
hands on your clock move.'' ''Oh'', said the man.
''Whose clock
is that?'' ''That's Mother Teresa's.'' replied St. Peter.
''The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a
lie'' ''Incredible!'' , said the man. ''And whose clock is
that
one?''
St. Peter responded, ''That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The
hands have moved Twice, telling us that Abraham
told only
two lies in his entire life.''
''Where is the clock of the Nigerian PRESIDENT?''
asked the
man.
St Peter replied, "it's in the office. We are using it as
ceiling
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