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Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by Evidence1000(m): 12:50pm On Jan 11, 2016
God is still God. He is too big to be measured.

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Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by AlPicapcI(m): 1:16pm On Jan 11, 2016
kentozybee:
An atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand:
‘You’re a Christian, aren’t you, son?’
‘Yes sir,’ the student says.
‘So you believe in God?’
‘Absolutely. ’
‘Is God good?’
‘Sure! God’s good.’
‘Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?’
‘Yes.’
‘Are you good or evil?’
‘The Bible says I’m evil.’
The professor grins knowingly. ‘Aha! The Bible! He considers for a moment. ‘Here’s one for you. Let’s say there’s a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?’
‘Yes sir, I would.’
‘So you’re good…!’
‘I wouldn’t say that.’
‘But why not say that? You’d help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn’t.’
The student does not answer, so the professor continues. ‘He doesn’t, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Can you answer that one?’
The student remains silent. ‘No, you can’t, can you?’ the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax ‘Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?’
‘Er…yes,’ the student says.
‘Is Satan good?’
The student doesn’t hesitate on this one. ‘No.’
‘Then where does Satan come from?’
The student falters. ‘From God’
‘That’s right. God made Satan, didn’t he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?’
‘Yes, sir…’
‘Evil’s everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything, correct?’
‘Yes.’
‘So who created evil?’ The professor continued, ‘If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil.’
Again, the student has no answer. ‘Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?’
The student squirms on his feet. ‘Yes.’
‘So who created them?’
The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. ‘Who created them?’ There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. ‘Tell me,’ he continues onto another student. ‘Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?’
The student’s voice betrays him and cracks. ‘Yes, professor, I do.’
The old man stops pacing. ‘Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?’
‘No sir. I’ve never seen Him.’
‘Then tell us if you’ve ever heard your Jesus?’
‘No, sir, I have not…’
‘Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?’
‘No, sir, I’m afraid I haven’t.’
‘Yet you still believe in him?’
‘Yes.’
‘According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn’t exist… What do you say to that, son?’
‘Nothing,’ the student replies… ‘I only have my faith.’
‘Yes, faith,’ the professor repeats. ‘And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence…only faith.’
The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of His own. ‘Professor, is there such thing as heat? ’
‘Yes.’
‘And is there such a thing as cold?’
‘Yes, son, there’s cold too.’
‘No sir, there isn’t.’
The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. ‘You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don’t have anything called ‘cold’. We can hit d own to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest –458 degrees. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, ‘cold’ is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.’
Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.
‘What about darkness, professor. Is there such a thing as darkness?’
‘Yes,’ the professor replies without hesitation… ‘What is night if it isn’t darkness?’
‘You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it’s called darkness, isn’t it? That’s the meaning we use to define the word. In reality, darkness isn’t. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?’
The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. ‘So what point are you making, young man?’
‘Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed.’
The professor’s face cannot hide his surprise this time. ‘Flawed? Can you explain how?’
‘You are working on the premise of duality,’ the student explains… ‘You argue that there is life and then there’s death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but it has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.’
‘Now tell me, professor… Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?’
‘If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do.’
‘Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?’
The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.
‘Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?’
The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided. ‘To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean.’ The student looks around the room. ‘Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor’s brain?’ The class breaks out into laughter. ‘Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor’s brain, felt the professor’s brain, touched or smelt the professor’s brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir.’ ‘So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?’
Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable. Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. ‘I guess you’ll have to take them on faith.’
‘Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life,’ the student continues. ‘Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?’ Now uncertain, the professor responds, ‘Of course, there is. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man’s inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil.’
To this the student replied, ‘Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God’s love present in his heart. It’s like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light.’
The professor sat down.
The student was Albert Einstein.

Culled from naij.com

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Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by sheguy(m): 1:38pm On Jan 11, 2016
Nice piece.
Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by Jinyjagz(m): 1:59pm On Jan 11, 2016
No b only Albert Einstein, na goodluck johna

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Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by zord33k(m): 2:06pm On Jan 11, 2016
Very lengthy but interesting, I so much love this..

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Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by gemale(m): 2:21pm On Jan 11, 2016
I just dey imagine if 2 say na Nigerian lecturer d boy daze lyk dt. D way im go carry dt course ehn na until Im pikin mates join am b4 im go pass am.

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Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by KanoAbiaBabe(f): 3:25pm On Jan 11, 2016
Disneylady:
Do you have to quote the whole post before commenting?....ick undecided
God bless you. Its so annoying.

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Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by engrhorla(m): 3:43pm On Jan 11, 2016
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Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by dwilliams: 3:56pm On Jan 11, 2016
Babacele:
God bless AMORC !Einstein is a proof.
peace profound but I don't see the chemistry behind @morc and this post
Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by udysweet(f): 4:01pm On Jan 11, 2016
Why quote this lengthy post just to comment? You people should stop, Why not just type a reply?Chai,its tiring mbok!
Going forward,I love this piece! I may not have all the basis to support that my God exist but He does exist and I believe in Him!

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Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by CaptPlanet(m): 4:47pm On Jan 11, 2016
BlackOnassis:
Honestly, this is nonsense. I can poke so many holes in the student's argument but what is the point? People are gonna believe what they want anyway. For example, you cannot see, smell or touch the professor's brain but you can clearly see that he is human. All humans have brains. Since the prof is human, he has a brain. duh


U believe u have a brain because that's what science wants u to believe. Thats what u were taught in school. Who made those theories u were thought in school? Were they not humans like us? How did science come into existence? There's just a lot of questions science alone can't answer.

How do u explain the "human ape" theory? Why aren't apes turning into humans now?

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Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by Atlantian: 5:18pm On Jan 11, 2016
That doesnt still prove that there is someone called God.

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Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by daxon001(m): 6:06pm On Jan 11, 2016
wow! wat do I write in response 2 dis now
*this thing called faith,why does it stand dogged,contradict and negate human preconceived notions and theories? how real is it?
*this thing called life. why does it get more complicated as one matures? can't I just remain in my days of innocence?

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Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by Babacele: 6:18pm On Jan 11, 2016
dwilliams:
peace profound but I don't see the chemistry behind @morc and this post
Einstein is a Rosicrucian!

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Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by Babacele: 6:26pm On Jan 11, 2016
Disneylady:

Oponu
' Oponu' is an insult n I don't think I have done u any wrong. If I have please let me know. I think I should know where we met before please.
Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by Babacele: 6:29pm On Jan 11, 2016
menacetosociety:
Another dumbie undecided
bros how do you mean?
Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by sparkleRed(f): 7:08pm On Jan 11, 2016
We know humans have brain becos it's has been surgically proven, surgeons knows dis nt niger own sha, I no know weda dem don c brain

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Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by konny1(m): 7:36pm On Jan 11, 2016
kentozybee:
An atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand:
‘You’re a Christian, aren’t you, son?’
‘Yes sir,’ the student says.
‘So you believe in God?’
‘Absolutely. ’
‘Is God good?’
‘Sure! God’s good.’
‘Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?’
‘Yes.’
‘Are you good or evil?’
‘The Bible says I’m evil.’
The professor grins knowingly. ‘Aha! The Bible! He considers for a moment. ‘Here’s one for you. Let’s say there’s a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?’
‘Yes sir, I would.’
‘So you’re good…!’
‘I wouldn’t say that.’
‘But why not say that? You’d help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn’t.’
The student does not answer, so the professor continues. ‘He doesn’t, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Can you answer that one?’
The student remains silent. ‘No, you can’t, can you?’ the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax ‘Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?’
‘Er…yes,’ the student says.
‘Is Satan good?’
The student doesn’t hesitate on this one. ‘No.’
‘Then where does Satan come from?’
The student falters. ‘From God’
‘That’s right. God made Satan, didn’t he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?’
‘Yes, sir…’
‘Evil’s everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything, correct?’
‘Yes.’
‘So who created evil?’ The professor continued, ‘If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil.’
Again, the student has no answer. ‘Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?’
The student squirms on his feet. ‘Yes.’
‘So who created them?’
The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. ‘Who created them?’ There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. ‘Tell me,’ he continues onto another student. ‘Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?’
The student’s voice betrays him and cracks. ‘Yes, professor, I do.’
The old man stops pacing. ‘Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?’
‘No sir. I’ve never seen Him.’
‘Then tell us if you’ve ever heard your Jesus?’
‘No, sir, I have not…’
‘Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?’
‘No, sir, I’m afraid I haven’t.’
‘Yet you still believe in him?’
‘Yes.’
‘According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn’t exist… What do you say to that, son?’
‘Nothing,’ the student replies… ‘I only have my faith.’
‘Yes, faith,’ the professor repeats. ‘And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence…only faith.’
The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of His own. ‘Professor, is there such thing as heat? ’
‘Yes.’
‘And is there such a thing as cold?’
‘Yes, son, there’s cold too.’
‘No sir, there isn’t.’
The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. ‘You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don’t have anything called ‘cold’. We can hit d own to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest –458 degrees. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, ‘cold’ is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.’
Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.
‘What about darkness, professor. Is there such a thing as darkness?’
‘Yes,’ the professor replies without hesitation… ‘What is night if it isn’t darkness?’
‘You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it’s called darkness, isn’t it? That’s the meaning we use to define the word. In reality, darkness isn’t. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?’
The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. ‘So what point are you making, young man?’
‘Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed.’
The professor’s face cannot hide his surprise this time. ‘Flawed? Can you explain how?’
‘You are working on the premise of duality,’ the student explains… ‘You argue that there is life and then there’s death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but it has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.’
‘Now tell me, professor… Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?’
‘If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do.’
‘Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?’
The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.
‘Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?’
The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided. ‘To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean.’ The student looks around the room. ‘Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor’s brain?’ The class breaks out into laughter. ‘Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor’s brain, felt the professor’s brain, touched or smelt the professor’s brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir.’ ‘So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?’
Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable. Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. ‘I guess you’ll have to take them on faith.’
‘Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life,’ the student continues. ‘Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?’ Now uncertain, the professor responds, ‘Of course, there is. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man’s inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil.’
To this the student replied, ‘Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God’s love present in his heart. It’s like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light.’
The professor sat down.
The student was Albert Einstein.

Culled from naij.com



It's lovely. Nice writeup

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Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by Csami(m): 7:41pm On Jan 11, 2016
This is total crap!

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Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by ODUBEZE: 8:36pm On Jan 11, 2016
The most brilliant piece I have ever read on NL! OP kudos keep the flag flying!

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Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by Disneylady(f): 8:51pm On Jan 11, 2016
Babacele:
' Oponu' is an insult n I don't think I have done u any wrong. If I have please let me know. I think I should know where we met before please.
Do you have to quote the whole post undecided
Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by Nobody: 9:10pm On Jan 11, 2016
Lol.
Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by menacetosociety: 10:29pm On Jan 11, 2016
Babacele:
bros how do you mean?
Mr!u quoted the whole shi.t
Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by Ikenna17(m): 10:35pm On Jan 11, 2016
And Einstein ended up being agnostic...

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Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by Ikenna17(m): 10:35pm On Jan 11, 2016
And Einstein ended up being agnostic, what a surprise.....

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Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by iamaket(m): 10:44pm On Jan 11, 2016
Only a fool will say There's no God
Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by kachai(f): 11:31pm On Jan 11, 2016
It is only a fool that says there is no God. Psalm 14:1
Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by Babacele: 2:06am On Jan 12, 2016
Disneylady:
Do you have to quote the whole post undecided
so sorry

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