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If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by keyboardwarwar: 12:18pm On May 19
Hallelujah!!! dear people of nairaland join me thanks my God 4 me.i finished sec. sch. in the year 2012.That was the first time i tried out Jamb examination,then it was a paper base test[with fresh brain, out from the secondary school,as usual i was expected to pass the examination].But when the result came out it was a misery one. As i, score a total marks of 84 with chemistry missing[it come be like say them come dey follow me from my village] grin. but i didn't lose hope! as i proceed to studies OND in computer Engineering and Advance Diploma in Software Engineeering @Lagos.[but as expected my mama used the jamb result to torment my life any time i bleep up or anytime i mention something about university degree.] to cut the long story short! i decided to try out this year jamb examination, but to be sincere! i was so afraid as i have been out of touch with CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS more especially MATHEMATICS so how am i going to pass this examination?. I sold my precious phone[as i didn't have money] just to purchased the jamb pin @ the officially closing day of the registration. Fast forward! i was given monday 15 of may as my examination day.Money to get to the examination centre was another wahala but miraculously the money came,i was checked,got into the examination hall ushered to my exam's system and instruction was given for all the examiners to logged in.I logged in! my time Began to ticked, my heart too began to Beat faster like a Yoruba talking drum.
Where will i start??[That was the question i ask myself cos by this time i didn't know anythings in PHYSICS,MATHEMATICS and CHEMISTRY as English was my only hope]. And the security was so tight! cctv cameras everywhere at the corners of the hall.Fast forward i began to tick my answers on english,i spent like 1hr 30mins to answer questions mainly on English and i,used the remaining 30mins to ticks answers RANDOMLY on CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS and MATHS grin grin[i ticks some answers A,some B some C some D and i will begins ticking from D,C,B,A again all, ignorantly].MY time remaining 3mins to go i pressed S,i said a short prayer of helps from above before pressing another S which means i have submitted my exam,but was not happy at all.

Inside a Bus on my way back home! i overheard a guy said to his friend on phone if his result is not favourable he knew a man who can upgrade his result with a sum of #30,000.I was tempted to make enquiring about this said man. But when i remember that i,didn't have any penny i just kept quiet and said the following prayers.

"Lord Jesus if someone can take a bribe to upgrade someone's result.Lord please take all the Glorys and upgrade my result- Amen".

Surprising when my result came out this is what i score!.....i'm so much happy considering the level of my preparation i, have been away from CHEMISTRY,MATHS,PHYSICS for over 5years nows.

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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by NedalBiggie: 12:21pm On May 19
Congrats!



Nedal was here!!!

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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Busuyep: 12:21pm On May 19
Congrats!

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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by DLondonboiy: 12:22pm On May 19
Nice one
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by rollybest(m): 12:31pm On May 19
Truly there's a God in heaven. It's only a fool that will say there's no God

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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by eduevolutionnow(m): 12:44pm On May 19
rollybest:
Truly there's a God in heaven. It's only a fool that will say there's no God
Why are we like this in this country? Why do we love to rubbish the Almighty thinking we are praising him.
The op has reduced God to someone who is concerned with such frivolities like awarding marks to him where he deserved none.
To Mr Op today you are lucky, tomorrow u might not be, please don't go blaming God then because it seems you have a shallow Understanding of this entity called God.

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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by eduevolutionnow(m): 12:47pm On May 19
On one hand, he is thinking of doing runs, on the other hand praising God for the success. Mr op is that what your bible teaches you?
Christians and hypocrisy 5 and 6.

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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Generica(m): 1:28pm On May 19
keyboardwarwar:
Hallelujah!!! dear people of nairaland join me thanks my God 4 me.i finished sec. sch. in the year 2012.That was the first time i tried out Jamb examination,then it was a paper base test[with fresh brain, out from the secondary school,as usual i was expected to pass the examination].But when the result came out it was a misery one. As i, score a total marks of 84 with chemistry missing[it come be like say them come dey follow me from my village] grin. but i didn't lose hope! as i proceed to studies OND in computer Engineering and Advance Diploma in Software Engineeering @Lagos.[but as expected my mama used the jamb result to torment my life any time i bleep up or anytime i mention something about university degree.] to cut the long story short! i decided to try out this year jamb examination, but to be sincere! i was so afraid as i have been out of touch with CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS more especially MATHEMATICS so how am i going to pass this examination?. I sold my precious phone[as i didn't have money] just to purchased the jamb pin @ the officially closing day of the registration. Fast forward! i was given monday 15 of may as my examination day.Money to get to the examination centre was another wahala but miraculously the money came,i was checked,got into the examination hall ushered to my exam's system and instruction was given for all the examiners to logged in.I logged in! my time Began to ticked, my heart too began to Beat faster like a Yoruba talking drum.
Where will i start??[That was the question i ask myself cos by this time i didn't know anythings in PHYSICS,MATHEMATICS and CHEMISTRY as English was my only hope. And the security was so tight! cctv cameras everywhere in the corners of the hall.Fast forward i began to tick my answers on english,i spent like 1hr 30mins to answer questions mainly on English and i,used the remaining 30mins to ticks RANDOMLY answers on CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS and MATHS grin grin[i thicks some answers A,some B some C some D and i will begins ticking from D,C,B,A again all, ignorantly].MY time remaining 3mins to go i pressed S,i said a short prayer of helps from above before pressing another S which means i have submitted my exam,but was not happy at all.

Inside a Bus on my way back home! i overheard a guy said to his friend on phone if his result is not favourable he knew a man who can upgrade his result with a sum of #30,000.I was tempted to make enquiring about this said man. But when i remember that i,didn't have any penny i just kept quiet and said the following prayers.

"Lord Jesus if someone can take a bribe to upgrade someone's result.Lord please take all the Glorys and upgrade my result- Amen".

Surprising when my result came out this is what i score!.....i'm so much happy considering the level of my preparation i, have been away from CHEMISTRY,MATHS,PHYSICS for over 5years nows.

Congratulations brother. Give glory to God and move forward to higher things. That was what I did when I scored 273 in JAMB in year 2009. Also, my younger brother scored 261 in 2011 JAMB.

You still have a long way to go: gaining admission, attending stressful lectures, coping with difficult lecturers, fighting off distractions from ladies and cultists etc.

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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by keyboardwarwar: 1:42pm On May 19
thanks bro!
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by joeace2020(m): 1:43pm On May 19
I thank God for the primary and secondary school i attended.

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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by sirwilson(m): 1:43pm On May 19
Op nice write up...
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by keyboardwarwar: 1:44pm On May 19
Generica:


Congratulations brother. Give glory to God and move forward to higher things. That was what I did when I scored 273 in JAMB in year 2009. Also, my younger brother scored 261 in 2011 JAMB.

You still have a long way to go: gaining admission, attending stressful lectures, coping with difficult lecturers, fighting off distractions from ladies and cultists etc.


thanks bro!

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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by SolexxBarry(m): 1:52pm On May 19
May God continue to shower his favor on u

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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Nobody: 2:14pm On May 19
eduevolutionnow:

Why are we like this in this country? Why do we love to rubbish the Almighty thinking we are praising him.
The op has reduced God to someone who is concerned with such frivolities like awarding marks to him where he deserved none.
To Mr Op today you are lucky, tomorrow u might not be, please don't go blaming God then because it seems you have a shallow Understanding of this entity called God.

What have you achieved in your life? mediocres like you will keep chewing Groundnut and roasted plantain,walking aimlessly all about,at the age of 45,I mean! How will someone despise the existence of God? Such a fool you are.

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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by LastMumu: 2:14pm On May 19
So you did JAMB and passed, that to you is the core evidence that God exists? undecided

Interesting.

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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by kstyle2(m): 2:42pm On May 19
Congrats young man. On a serious note, try to structure your sentences correctly. Well, I hope you get your desires fulfilled o. Congrats once again

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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by somtoto(m): 2:57pm On May 19
LastMumu:
So you did JAMB and passed, that to you is the core evidence that God exists? undecided

Interesting.
atleast your name says it all

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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Tenim47(m): 3:02pm On May 19
eduevolutionnow:

Why are we like this in this country? Why do we love to rubbish the Almighty thinking we are praising him.
The op has reduced God to someone who is concerned with such frivolities like awarding marks to him where he deserved none.
To Mr Op today you are lucky, tomorrow u might not be, please don't go blaming God then because it seems you have a shallow Understanding of this entity called God.
our sense of humorous and comprehending is different

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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by brandonobi(m): 3:54pm On May 19
congrats to u, but do u doubt ur capabilities, u make it seem like u wrote nothing and passed, congrats again

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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by UncleSnr(m): 4:04pm On May 19
Expecting to see 400
The delusion is deep.

#ProjectShamba

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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Roseey0(f): 4:29pm On May 19
cheesy GT

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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by biggerboyc(m): 4:29pm On May 19
Although there is God, but you still fail

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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Nobody: 4:29pm On May 19
227 out of 400 not really good enough. You need to study hard if admitted in order to avoid tsunami in your 100 level

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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by fratermathy(m): 4:29pm On May 19
What's your point exactly? That people can pass without reading if they believe in God?

Congrats are in order but the title of your thread is kind of farfetched. You passed because you did lucky guesses or maybe there was a fault from the system that marked your result.

You just can't go around and encourage religious fanatics that they can pass without reading because God exists!

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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by timilehing(m): 4:30pm On May 19
Hmmm
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Ezedon(m): 4:30pm On May 19
There's God my dear
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Oyindidi(f): 4:31pm On May 19
227 and you write that essay

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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Alariwo2: 4:31pm On May 19
no read you hear? if post utme no hit you, your first year C.G.P.A go determine whether you will continue or not (for fed. unis not glorifred secondary schools like C.U)

In my time, a lady scored 350+ in Jamb but her first year GP was below 1.0.. lorokan sha, school withdrew her admission

so your fight is just starting.. don't rejoice just yet

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